pinkity

2009-04-14T05:34:00.001-07:00

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT..

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2009-03-30T02:27:00.000-07:00

i had a dream we went away
left this city for a day
you took me southwards on a plane and showed me spain or somewhere
but in reality you're not so keen to show me anything
and i thought you liked me

hey show some love
you ain't so tough
come fill my little world right up, right up!
someday you're going to realise that
(i want you) to fill my little world right up, right up, right up

so what you gonna do with all this stuff
piling filling up and taking up
you misunderstand me
all i wanted was some evidence
that you really liked me

hey show some love
you ain't so tough
come fill my little world right up, right up
someday you're going to realise that
(i want you) to fill my little world right up, right up, right up

maybe it's all too much
how can we're so messed up
maybe i'm not enough
maybe you're just too much

HEY SHOW SOME LOVE
YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH
COME FILL MY LITTLE WORLD RIGHT UP, RIGHT UP, RIGHT UP!

random song LOVE!

2009-03-29T23:53:00.000-07:00

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MY EXTREMISM IS THAT WHEN I BLOG, I OVERBLOG. AND I PERPETUALLY THINK ABOUT BLOGGING AND THE THINGS I CAN BLOG ABOUT. WHEN I DON'T, MY BLOG IS DEAD. it sinks to the bottom of the deep blue sea, then the devil eats it. then he spits it out cos it's too pink and it's just PIXELS. or maybe bytes on the computer, which shows up as PIXELS. hahahaha. incoherency plagues me.

2009-03-29T23:46:00.000-07:00

HEY BABY WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER DOING THINGS THAT WE LOVE! lawl.

okay. i am an extremist. i have brilliant moments (rarely, though) and stupid moments (rather often) but never IN THE MIDDLE. lit was an example of both. woohoo! i can INFER and stuff, but that's like SOMETIMES.. the rest of the time, mrs ng was like, indirectly scolding me. or it might have been direct.. IDK. i stoned out for the last 40 mins of the period, i think. *sigh* :\ i'm so gonna die for lit..
so..
gonna..
die.

i want to eat chocolate. i bought them from candy empire...... candy empire.. i love it. it's so yellow and bright with colourful candy sweets chocolate gummies and everything good, unhealthy and fattening to ever exist! Loveeeeee.

i'm going to embark on my journey of weight loss- the healthy way. HAHA. but i think i'm gonna die for mid years? oo. we had physics spa today. it went quite well, i think. if i didn't forget anything.. and that thing still hasn't occured to me..?

we concluded in lit today that IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

be blissful!

♥me (HAHA, feel like twitting omg. something's wrong!! my brain short-circuited. it's going to explode. current too high. heat!! HEAT!! EXPLOOOOODEEE)

2009-03-29T03:21:00.000-07:00

NOBODY ATE MY SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!! except maybe rachel and kenneth. but the rest were like. ohmagad, are they poisonous?

"MICHELLE, YOU MADE THEM?" *jawdrop* - Gail

*sigh* even after i made them then ~~almost~~ fell down walking upstairs! sniff. so hurt.

okay gym! PHATS AWAY! hehhe. and then..watched mall cop. noob show. hates it.noob show. i bought seashell chocs from candy empire. oh. so that's where my $10 went. WEHH :( okay. i just realised that i might have spent only about $80 in a week. which is like. omagad, awesome!! :D:D save money! Hahahaha. snores. ok what.. was.. i gonna say.

oh yeah. bitch about sentosa. i hate sentosa.

1. the sand is so GRAINY!
2. the water is so DIRTY (even though it's like the cleanest beach in sg, which makes sg fail)
3. there are cigarettes in the sand
4. the sun is like ohmagad, hot.
5. the ohmagad-hot-sun made the sand ohmagad-hot and it BURNED MAH TOESIES.

i think that's enough reason to hate sentosa. anyway, continuing with the list

6. 7-11 is NOT found in abundance (which sucks. no aircon, no ready supply of BASIC NECESSITIES)
7. everything is expensive. like TOO EXPENSIVE.

that's all i can think about now. TEEHEE bathe and go for grandma bday dinner D: szp. i ate pepper lunch at 3.40. then i drank 700+ml of water.

kthxbai.

2009-03-28T16:49:00.001-07:00

today, i woke up at 7.15, decided what to wear, got changed, then headed downstairs to make SANDWICHES for our little cell group "picnic" at sentosa. (we're meeting at 8.45 D:) at the same time, i wore the slippers, that i intended to wear there, downstairs. i realised it made the loudest sound. so while descending, i had to walk very cautiously and slowly and extremely retardedly so as to not make so much noise.

then i made sandwiches. got them packed.

then i ascended. on my 2nd last step, i fell. I FELL. OMAGAD. HOW DID I FALL WALKING UP THE STAIRS?! okay. it was the slippers. i attribute it to the slippers.

there is no other possible way i could fall while walking up the stairs. i wasn't even running. i was leisurely. walking. up the stairs.

omagad.

2009-03-27T21:16:00.000-07:00

CONTEXT: In class annotating Whose Life Is It Anyway?

Maddy: So is it pessimisn or reality?
Clare: It's a pessimistic way of looking at reality
Alyssa: That's pessimism.

LOL it's quite funny. hahahaha.

okay nothing to blog about. going to fellowship sunday thingum at sentosa tomorrow. deb... might be able to go.. but is v. sick. wonder why she'd want to go with a sore throat and what not. HM, MAYBE SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ONE OF THE GUYS! *Pervy eyes* Okay, not that i would know, being the sneaky devil that she is. *shakes head* okaye. nothing to blog about. i'm going to twit for awhile.

dhhen we wiill endd here`wxzs wORh. tqqszx` fOrr readiinqq dhiis pOst !

lurbbes`zsz
chellesx♥

2009-03-08T06:55:00.000-07:00

I LOVE AMANDA!!

amanda: pls bring your cl files, 8 reflections, hao zuo wen 2 tmr. lao shi needs the files by tmrw to count marks so its your loss if you dont submit it
me: mybutt.
amanda: good luck! aybe latest tuesday?
me: mybuttx2
amanda: just do the best you can now. can do some in school.
me: mybuttx3.
amanda: i cant do anything. since you have 3 butts, work with them!

LOLL.

me: i'm blogging about our conversation now x3
amanda: ok... thought yu could spend that time filing..

HAHAHAHA. i lurve amanda. she's so dedicated to her job.. (as CL rep) it's almost guiltyfying teasing her T_T!

2009-02-25T03:28:00.000-08:00

(we talk about jinnie)
me: yeah she was in mg, then she left in sec2.
daphne: you mean she was in bowling?
me: obviousssssly that's why she's in the bowling alley x_x
daphne: oh, so where'd she go?
me: to the toilet? (LOL COZ QIAOER AND EVA SAW HER AND WAVED, THEN SHE WENT TOILET. SO I WAS WAITING FOR HER TO COME OUT OF THE TOILET AND I SAID IT HAHAH) oh, you mean school. riight. njc. xD

I AM PHAIL.

2009-02-20T05:58:00.000-08:00

a day or two ago...

*when i was cramping*

mrs gan: okay then you can do it (talking about the maths presentation thing)

me: noo, my uterus hurts

angie: you too? my throat hurts.

me: i didn't say throat, i said my uterus hurts.

XDXDXD.

2009-02-19T05:39:00.000-08:00

I REMEMBER

*shina only marries corpses.

michelle: why you kill heath ledger!!

.

.

.

shina: too hot (referring to heath ledger)

OKAY IT WAS ALOT FUNNIER BUT I CAN'T RMB THE DETAILS AND THE IN-BETWEENS HAHA. THAT'S JUST THE CONTEXT AND THE PUNCHLINE. LAUGH NOW.

why!!! shina's selfish ): heath ledger! x333333

2009-02-17T02:17:00.000-08:00

michelle's uterus hurts. i discovered that i'm in team 1. yay! but now i'm all stressed and everything. maybe it isn't such a good thing after all : but anyway. it's all about HAVING CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF and NOT CONCENTRATING ON WINNING (even though you want to really really badly coz it might secure you a place in rj) aaah i'm stressed, i admit it T_T

at least bio spa's over. *RELIEVED ABOUT THAT* it was totally unexpected and yeah. idk if i did it wrong or sth. i drew a wrong table at first, then i recorded the wrong readings then i plotted the wrong graph. but i changed it all, of course. then again idk if it's right O_O

then....... man. okay what was that funny thing.... grace knows. i shall consult her and edit this post.

ANYWAY, I HAVE THE PENGUIN WATER DISPENSER FROM ACTION CITY! actually it's my bro's, and my sis has one, but none of them use it. so i decided to amuse myself. yeah it's really quite fun! like go there, push button, WATER! Heh heh heh th only prob is it isn't cold. so i need ice ._.

2009-02-15T04:24:00.000-08:00

*just had training, then dinner.. in room..*
mum: go and bathe!
me: why! *sniffs myself*
mum: it's not the smell, it's the ALGAE!
me: LOL ALGAE?!
mum: nononono, fungi. they're all in the same family what.
me: so everything that's unsightly, unpleasant, ... is a fungi. AAAAH A RAT!!! FUNGI!!!

2009-02-09T03:51:00.000-08:00

HERE WE HAVE SILLY QUOTES AND HAPPENINGS, OCCURED OVER THE LAST 4 DAYS! (coz my internet broke down, ugh)

IN CHINESE

lian he zao bao article thingy, about sexual abuse and stuff. how teens go out with people they met over the net and then get abused (physically/sexually)
me: omg, so it's like. i hit you, you scold me, then we go to bed and have fun.
shina: .... lolzy...
(OMG SHINA SAID LOLZY)

bao zhang bao dao presentation: on campus superstar. and how the participants chosen are the beauties and uglies (what?) of the school.

*xxx writes on board, xiao4 hua1 (school flower) and xiao4 cao3 (school grass)
XIAO HUA IS PRETTY, XIAO CAO IS UGLY. ( LOOOOOOOOOOOOL )
actually, hua = girl, cao = guys. not pretty and ugly :x :x coz nobody would want to go on campus superstar being known as THE UGLY of the school. LULZ.

me: hellooo wurlddxzxz
amanda: it's just 4G
me: 4G is the wurlddxzxz (tu meehxzx)

Grace: *quotes from random book on teacher's table titled "You eat what you are"*
Does that mean i'm broccoli?
Me: does that mean i'm fat?

oh. then the other day, one of the days when my internet died, i was listening to music and playing SOLITAIRE ( on my un-internetfied lappy ) because i was feeling solitary, so then i wanted to pick this song when the other ended. and before i could pick it, it suddenly RANDOMED to that song. and it was like. "playing 2 of 1897" WHAT ARE THE POSSIBILITIES? DAM FREAKY OKAY.

2009-02-03T05:59:00.000-08:00

hi again LOL.

RESULTS FOR 4G TEE.

i) FRONT: Personal Quote [ with or without name because of ii) ]
ii) BACK: Plain smiling angel with (or without ) name on top
iii) MATERIAL: Dry fit, collar, without zip/buttons ( CLARE'S TENNIS SHIRT )
iv) COLOUR: Black won by 13419387419384%

Note: i did not veto these ~.~ ..

2009-02-03T05:50:00.000-08:00

HI AGAIN! I JUST SAW GRACE'S TAG FROM LONG AGO!

okay right one day!! grace came over to amaris' seat during phys ( okay, she always does ) that day i bought a WHITEBOARD MARKER. it was BLACK. then grace started dissecting it coz she wasn't paying attention to mrlim. then. she saw the word 'REFILLABLE' and decided to.. take the back off. and we discovered.. a black capsule thing. and i, assuming that all capsules are semi-sealed and WON'T leak all over you, went to pry the darn cartridge off the marker. and my bag was on my lap. then VOOOOOSH all z ink started flowing out of the marker and into my bag.. onto my things.. lucky i keep everything in seperate little bags! but then. i just stoned and watched it spill it's contents into my poor bag. and grace finally took it from me and recapped it.

THE EVIL THING!! NOW IT'S PERMANENTLY STAINED. I AM SAD.

new bag time? x_x

i bought a kewl kewl kewl kewl belt from adidas. and another black jacket. but this time with white stripes and A HOODIE. MICHELLE LOVES HOODIES! and it's for school. i promise this will be the last jacket i buy this half of the year! *i almost wrote this year, but took it back coz i might find a superultraawesome one. and regret ever saying i wouldn't buy another jacket in o9*

kay that's all.

2009-02-03T05:07:00.000-08:00

hello there, my dwindling amount of bored readers. xD okay i really have nothing to blog about, or i just forgot everything. coz i don't record em anymore THEREFORE forget. because i have issues. yes. and now i'm going to play gb lol..

REMEMBER. BIO. FILE. URGH.

2009-01-28T23:00:00.000-08:00

HIIII ALL!! i came back from phuket at 11pm on tues! then i got home at 11.40 and went to sleep at 12. SO I WAS DAM TIRED ON WED!!! Poutxzxz. okay i just realised that my toe has a HUGE, GAPING HOLE. IT'S LIKE BEEEG. AND IT HUUURTS. *cries*mkay lets see..

i didn't record down things to blog about. and i forgot coz there are too many. TOO BADDDXZXZ. no funny things for you.

2009-01-22T05:39:00.000-08:00

yESTERDAYY!

we had chem prac. then we were reacting CaCo3 with HCl! like dilute it. and connect it to the datalogger. then see the diff in rate of rxn's. we did it in groups of 3, deb, meh and aunty. THE INFAMOUS CHEM GROUP OF 2oo8. i think we delayed our presentation by like uh. 2-3months? so awesome right. yes i know. anyway. back at the lab.

after finishing the required stuff, i decided to react CaCo3 with LESS DILUTED HCl! (all of it comes diluted ): ) so yeah. Sizzle sizzle. then bubbles. so cute!!

i was contributing to global warming.
CaCo3 + 2HCl -> CaCl2 + H2O + CO2 !!! CARBON DAIOOOOXIIDEE ( dioxide. )

yeah anyway. then mrs chow came to our bench and asked if we finished alr. and i was still playing with the reactants. so i sheepishly tried to close the little container of calcium carbonate powder and put it back into the basket. then i chucked the conical flask into the sink. then i moved suddenly (trying to retract my hand) and then i KNOCKED DOWN ANOTHER ONE! priang. scream.

so th lab assistant gave me a broom and a dustpan to sweep the shattered glass up. and it was like, a convex slope. so it didn't look very efficient to me. so i turned it around and it was like a concave slope. then i tried to sweep the shards up and into the dustpan. went on for like 2 mins, then LohD walked past and asked the class, "Can anyone who knows how to use a broom help michelle..?"

and everyone laughed because i m phailsxzx. T.T surprisingly, maddie, who nobody expects to be able to sweep (well, me at least) halped me.

today!
mrs ng declared she was pregnant. i don't know. she's always so sarcastic and all it's hard to tell when she's telling the truth or lying to you for her self amusement :l !! she said she had good news to tell us in april or something. i think.

and apparently the mainstream thinks she's always angry, but she's really being totally patient and all (relative compared to how she was to us in sec1/2 maybe) and how they're totally scared of her. then she's like. but i'm not angry!! i'm so patient with them! they've never seen angry >: D evilface. etc.

i loveeeee lit. it's really funny :3 she told us about how she was eating alone once. then mr ong (z art teacher) came up to her and sat next to her after saying why are you eating alone! so lonely! then ramble on for 20 mins and say sorry need to go leave. then mrs ng goes like go!! nobody asked you to sit down anyway! *exasperated*

then mr lim comes and does the same thing.
MrLim: eh pwetee (pun on that. pretty, bui tee aka fat aunty) why you sitting alone! etc.

then lao shi (mrs ng's best friend- gohseckhoon) does the same thing. and then they have this SPAR in eng/chi. believe meh, it's really REALLY funny. :3!!

SHE ALSO SAID SHE'D FIND OUT IF IT WAS A GIRL (ref 4 para's up) AND IF IT WAS, SHE'D NAME HER MICHELLE!!

it's what i go to school for!~
[Yes, to inspire my teachers to name their children after me WINKWINK ;);) ]
[x

2009-01-19T06:03:00.000-08:00

JIAXIN'S DECARATION OF LOVE

"my boyfriend is going sajc and my boyfriend isnt ching hwee?!"

okay i'm going to be blogging LESS because i've uncovered the need to STUDY so i won't forget everything that has GONE THROUGH MUHH MINDD over the past year ( 08-09 )and i'm trying to stay away from the computer!

1. because it bores me
2. because by being bored and on the com, i will look for random meaningless things to do. (if i wasn't on the com, i might actually considering revising last year's stuff. GOOOD)

hahaaaa today mrs ng asked to speak to meh after lit. it was about me not doing my homework again for the 4th year of sec sch. aka last year. and she was concerned coz other teachers kept going up to her and asked her what to do about ME because i didn't do my homework. and she was my form for 2 years. i think that's the reason..? or coz she was the only one who wasn't affected by my lack-of-completion-of-homework-and-submission

sad. okay yeah. then during lit riiiight. mrs ng started going on and on about how.. we needed to see the bigger peekchure?? i can't remember. but every now and again she'd go on about something then a cheeem word would pop up ( okay, cheem coz i don't understand it. ) and i'd ignore it. then she started saying GALVANIZE really often ( like 3 times!! it was one of the words i didn't understand ) so i wrote it down, hoping to check on it later. then she said it some more. so i just decided to ASK HER

Note: to all who don't know mrs ng.
asking her the definition of words is equivalent to asking for a death sentence. HURHUR.

yeees. then i found out. and a few other classmates started talking about it and how you can use it in other contexts and how it came about etc etc. and awhile later it kind of seemed to me like they were LYING!! (but they weren't. i'm just paranoid. and really limited in vocab)

aunty: it means to gather... (something)
me: that's it? ._.
aunty: YESSS...

and you know the rest of the story. if you don't you have the memory of a goldfish, or 10-second tom (ref 50 first dates)

then she carried on with the lesson. and about how we have to be able to be LUCID during the exams and 5 mins of lucidity won't get us a pass in the o's. (yes i wrote down the word LUCIDITY to check up later as well ._. ) then grace saw me write it and started convulsing in laughter. and announced to the class ): ): ): and everyone laughed at me!!!!

*embarrassed, humiliated, and now i'm wondering how embarrassed is actually spelt.*

T_________T Btw to all those who don't know what lucidity means (LIKE ME!!) it's to basically "Think clearly."

okay i'm done. it's 10.14 OMGWTFBBQ I'M MISSING OUT ON SLEEP. I'M GONNA BE SLEEP DEPRIVED AND GET EYEBAGS. OMGWTFBBQ.

!!!!!! i slept at 10.40 yesterday x/3 x/3 x/3 *cries*

10.15 ...

Hello, panda.

2009-01-14T23:04:00.000-08:00

my grandm is uber kyoote. my mum told me what happened yesterday when they were out the entire afternoon

beginning
grandma: did you know jianping's (cousin) having a party tonight and is having 50 friends over?
mum: oh, okay.

mid
grandma: did you know jianping's having a party tonight and is having 150 friends over?
mum: *stifle laughter* oh, okay.

evening time
grandma: did you know jianping's having a party tonight and is having 500 friends over?
mum: *imploding while stifling laughter* nono i think you got it wrong, you told me 50 friends just now. you added 1 more 0
grandma: oh ya thats right thats right. 50 friends.

sometimes i honestly wonder if she's really senile or feigning senile-ity.

2009-01-14T05:03:00.000-08:00

i'm inspired to mug for o's, but not acting on the inspiration, sadly. i have to do my english goal setting and english summary. my file's downstairs. my feet are clean. luckily my maid's awake. i need to learn how to summarise properly. and i need to expand my vocab. and i need to learn how to express my thoughts/ideas PROPERLY. for my english&lit. aaaaaah.

michelle, you need to work harder.

i want to be on stage! Min 7A1's. i want 8 :l, since getting an A1 for chinese is equivalent to achieving the unachievable. Jengz.

TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES. (every now and then i fall apart!)

and i need you now tonight
and i need you more than ever!

okay. tonight-> more than ever. Doesn't it create you a.. dirty picture in your dirty mind? Just kidding. Only I have a dirty mind.

Michelle, you have a diiiiiiiirty mind.

Nothing i can do, a total eclipse of the heart! ( i have yet to understand what that sentence actually means. it just sounds uber kewl :3 )

TURN AROUNDDDDDDDDDDD.
every now and then i get a lil bit breathless and i dream of something wild
every now and then i get a lil bit helpless and i'm lying like a child in your arms
every now and then i get a lil bit terrified & then i see the look in your eyes.

TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES;
every now and then i fall apart!

QUESTION! Who(What/When/Where/Why/How) puts me back together?

Forever's gonna start toniiiiiiight.
my maid is stealing my sweets. she used to steal my seaweed. then i guess it occured to her that she won't be able to work properly if she got high blood pressure, so she stopped. if she even knew that overconsumption of salt leaded to high blood pressure at all ~.~

Don't it feel like something's not right in his kiss tonight?

( i love this spam-a-phrase-from-song thing :D )

Was it you who spoke the words that, things would happen but not to me.

i've decided to do my english. because sl is relleh angry with meh. i'm gonna do mai retardo face to her again. i just hope my eyes don't get stuck there forever. O tragedy.

>.<~!

2009-01-11T02:27:00.000-08:00

today i went to church :D adriel gave some awesome sermon! and it totally makes sense. hah. there's ONE THING that i'll never ever forget. ..., kill the pigs, ... HAHA LOL. you don't get it, obviously. but well :3

then we had dinner at sakae with desireeeeeeee! i think she looks dam cute with my bro teehee. but i fear for her. coz my brother is well, notorious :l bought CDs. speaking of which... where teh heck are they. D:

then went to training! and in the car we (meimei, kor and dad) talked about CATS!! and dying cats..

meeh: i wanna streak tiger's hair pink.
bro: OOOMG THAT'LL LOOK DAM COOL.
meeh: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!! *HI5* i'm so glad someone finally agrees with me.

then my sis and dad went hysterical and said we'd get it from SPCA. hahaaa.. but tiger'll look so cute ): imagine if you streak it in like patterns that tigers have. THEN IT'LL BE A MINI PINK&WHITE TIGER. SOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEE

my new idea. i love it.

training: i strike like gay. i throw anywhere also gay. i miss target strike. then move to try to hit target strike. then finally hit target strike. then happy change ball. then tikam tikam 1 line then strike. then try to move abit so get those superultra nice strikes. then strike. then accidentally grip ball. then cross-pocket strike. SO GAY. I LOOHHVES IT. i love mount faber. rtc is shaz. i looovexz mount faber. yay [:

i am gay. i need to do well for bdiv. to get into rj. manxz. szp. szp. szp. then riiightxz. SO MANY OF MAH FRANZ WILL BE GOING TO RJ!!!!! meeh wants to go. and they have kewl uniform. kewl. kewl. only the guy's one is dam unglam. but heck. not mah prob. GIRL UNI ROXZ. ttm. yay. [: i am a flower. just kidding.

then after training played ddr in the arcade. for like 1 and a half hours. dam nice. coz it costs 50c for 1 game. then like 5 songs in 1 game. 50c for 5 songs! cheepxz. then sweat like siao. omg i think i lost 0.5kg today. HAHAH!! but ddr is fun. so much fun-er than the. whatsitcalled. parapara. yesh. ddr ftw. but i'm still noob :l sadness.

O TRAGEDY. i want to chiong and be gay. teehee. audrey is pro ._. ._. meow.

ok right nao i has nth to talk about. except that when we came home and went swimming ( mah sis & meh ) we discovered a SNAIL in the POOL. omgwtfbbq? how the hell did it get there. and it was so gross. Y U C K . SNAIL IN POOL. OMGWTFBBQ. then we got out and bathed. and now i feel clean. i love feeling clean. it makes me happy.

i can't install maplesea. i am sad ): sad. sad. sad. Otragedy. Sad. right the install wizard just opened. LOL. IT'S LAGGING LIKE CRAZY. I TRIED TO OPEN IT 10 MINS AGO. LOL. ok now i'll stop blogging.

kthxbai.

2009-01-10T03:25:00.001-08:00

I L O V E T A M A K I !!!!! LOL. HAHHAHA

the LohD song:

(2nd half)
And to that same old question I reply...
You can't hiiiiide your flabby thiiiiiiiighs
And those varicose veiiiiins you can't disguiiiiiise
I thought by nooooow you'd realiseeeee
You're perfect even with your flabby thighs!

SO SWEET RIGHT? LOL.

2009-01-09T04:54:00.000-08:00

OKAYYY IN BIO I DECLARED THAT I WANNA BE DIABETIC, TYPE 2. LOL. COZ THEN YOU DON'T PRODUCE INSULIN ANYMORE TO STORE GLUCOSE AS GLYCOGEN. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?? AND DIABETICS TEND TO LOSE WEIGHT. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?!?!?!?! then ms ng talked about all the bad parts. heh. SADNESS! i'm gonna remove my hair extentions tomorrow. phew. no more headache. (LITERALLY!) i can't comb my hair at all nao. and yeh, it gets tangled up relleh often. and it's heavy and hurts mai roots. and it uses alot of shampoo/conditioner. and it takes a long time to dry

BUT EET EEZ BEAUTIFUL. Beauty comes at a price. LOL. (money and physical torture)

i love physics. heh heh heh. :3 it's awesomeness.

ah there are so many things wonderful in life! we have to treasure them all~! don't ever forget to be thankful for what you have [: [: i'm so happy.

i loves mai family, mai friends, ESPECIALLY MY CLASS AND THE BOWLERS! and mai house and mai stuff and and and and. and everyone!!!!!!! life is great. ( it's one of those moments in life when you truly feel grateful for how fortunate and blessed you are! )

I AM HAPPY! so i won't blog.

2009-01-07T02:56:00.000-08:00

english lesson. summary skills.. so sl gave us a paragraph to "remove cliches" and replace/paraphrase the words/phrases. it was dam wrong, the passage. it goes something like..

Mary was know for giving as good as she gets. (doesn't it sound wrong, if you think a little bit deeper?) One day, Steven(i can't rmb his name) .. LOL. pull her something. uncle? donkey? idk. i'm gonna get the paper.

Eliminate chiches
Mary is known for giving as good as she gets(1). When Steve, trying to get her goat(2), told her she was ugly as sin, she was all over him like a tent(3). Who did he think he was, God's gift to women? Not on your life, thought Mary. She could spot a sitting duck when she saw one, and, in this case, Steve stuck out like a sore thumb(4). She went after him tooth and nail, calling him every name in the book, until he finally cried uncle and slunk away with his tail between his legs(5), a sadder but wiser man who learned his lesson the hard way.

(1) it's just wrong at first glance
(2) doesn't it sound like he's trying to get her.. well, V.
(3) all over him like a tent, which implies she was ON him and ALL OVER HIM(stated in the phrase itself)
(4) sherri's forte: stuck out.
(5) sherri's forte again: tail BETWEEN his legs. 3rd leg. [INSERT PHALLIC SYMBOLS HERE] .

hahahaha okay. that's basically it.

today was the first training of the year! bowled with lina, eva and qiaoer. chartan is scum. she's trying to be bimbo and pissing everyone (me) off in the process. i want to eat. where is my dinner. sad.

here's my evil plan for my school shoes: on the 3rd week of school, i change back to my white shoes. then i wear them for a week. then anna and the others will stop checking my feet. then after a week i'll change back to my kewl shoes. :D :D :D :D

MS HO DOESN'T REALISE OHKAY. grr. nuffair. eva is pc-scary. too pc. she's alien. heh heh heh.

I NEED TO DO WELL FOR BDIV. and o levels. but more importantly bdiv. coz if i do well for bdiv i don't have to work mah ass off to get 8A1's & a C6above for O's and then try to appeal into RJ.

mai life will b shO much eaaazziiieerr and UnnSstRreeSsssSsFfuuLLl.

Hurhur.

ooh i forgot to blog about chem!

today mr loh came into class and did his classic "Alright, I'm here!!!" again. but he only said "Are we good?" once in the entire lesson. he was lecturing us on how we should START REVISING NOW, COZ IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE WHEN WE FINALLY GET DOWN TO IT!

Various quotes.
Have you asked the girls who get A1 if their effort was worth it? ALL the girls will tell you that it's worth it!!! Nobody will tell you it's not!
Go ask the girls who got A2 how they feel about their score. They will all say "I wish i put in a bit more effort. It was coz of this qn.. that one.. etc."

THE FUNNIEST PART.
mr loh started talking about BGR's and how they WILL NOT last and how we should break up with bf/GF asap. hahhha. then he went on to like.

you should find boyfriends in uni! when you go to uni, who will you see? you will see MEN who are 2 years older than you, who have already been through NS. with MUSCLES! you will admire them even if you're in the same batch. and then on the weekends you will go out with your boyfriend who will talk to you about nothing but the ARMY, which you don't care about! then you will break up with him. so you might as well break up now because it won't last. you know what LKY said! LKY said that you should find your spouse in uni. he found his spouse in uni *interruption* Graduate Mother's scheme! *end interruption*

so epic gay.

2009-01-06T00:47:00.000-08:00

i took the wrong bus from school. 174 i think. it turned into uh. adam road? yeah think so. then i freaked out and got off at the stop before/after that college thing. crossed the road to adam hawker centre. then i tried to flag a cab for a minute. then gave up and figured it won't be that bad to take a walk home (at the time it was not-sunny and breezy.) so i walked. walked past college green, past the bus stop after college green and went into university road. then i walked through some park. then i walked to kheam hock road junction. then i walked to trevose. and then i walked to camborne. walked up the hill and came home. darn sun so darn bright. tiredd. leg paain. HOOOOOOOT

i just had my half geog test. it was quite okay coz i remembered the stuff ( generally ) but not the specifics. like i wrote upcoast as upcoast then changed it to upshore then after the paper i asked only to discover that it was upcoast. sadness. i should remove the blankoo. and let everyone see. that i wrote upcoast at first. oh tragedy. i'm tired. so i'm speaking in phrases/short sentences. my butt hurts. pout. my legs hurt. pout x2. i hope i don't have chinese tuition today. i'll die.

we should have asked th class PROPERLY about the water dispenser. now everyone's angry. and we have to pay extra ): sadness.

2009-01-04T03:43:00.000-08:00

i just discovered that i had giant forks in my house. previously i believed we only had giant spooons. aka serving spoons. but now i realise that we have giant forks too.

me: cool. i didn't know we had giant forks. i thought we only had giant spoons.
grandma: they're called SERVING forks. not giant forks. SERVING forks.

and i've lived in this house for.. 8 years? this being the 9th. ooooh. ( i initially typed 8 hours LOL.. )

CLASS UPDATE: WE HAVE A NEW CLASS PET! have yet to name it though. how about dispensary. HAHA. Shall have to consult the rest of the class.. we're all gonna pay $6! i hope that the class doesn't kill maddy. it would be a waste of a good brain :3 but it'll probably save us a lot of future/pending bruises. heh heh. ( pray she doesn't see this )

have you guessed what it is yet?! okay it's a water dispenser. sadly we couldn't get the ones that had a cooler/heater inside that dispensed hot/cold water.. because it would have to run on the school's energy. HONESTLY, OMGWTFBBQ? it's not like cooling water takes 2gW right. or something. idk. maybe it does HAH. honestly, i doubt so.

Jengz.

2009-01-04T00:34:00.000-08:00

TODAY WAS ANOTHER SHOPPING DAY! kindasorta. i bought aaa.. black bra andddd. 3 bkn's.

Haha bkn. LOL. black,pink,green. whee. pink&green. preettayye.
we spent $680 on bra's, unnddeerrweeaarr and BKN's. LLAWLz.

ZHI SHI HUI YI DE YING YUE HE HAI XUAN ZHUAN ZHEEE
yao ze me ting ne!

:3 :3 :3 i'm an emo phreak.

omg i didn't type that. that's dam phreaky. i swwweaarhh. anw.

seaweed!! and i rmb i bought a mushroom bed coverr :3

2009-01-03T06:14:00.001-08:00

today went out with michaelaaa to plazasing. we bought tix for bedtime stories (2:25) at like 2.10. then we went down to get food coz she hadn't eaten lunch yet. TO BK WE WENT~ she bought a small burger and onion rings and i bought some chicken stix thingy ( tsktsk. snacking is not gooood, michelle. )

then we went to macs and she got CcuUuurRrrLlyyYyy FfrrrIieieZzzz

and then we were almost late for the movie so we ruuuushed up in the elevator that stopped at every level. sadness. then when we got to the ticket collector woman, we realised that.. NEITHER OF US HAD THE TIX!! hahahaha. then we started screaming, yelling and digging inside our bags for the tix and at the same time trying to conceal the food that we intended to sneak in. Heehee, shneaky.

in the end we couldn't find it so we went to the counter to..
(1)hopefully get them to reprint th tix so we can get in coz we RELLEH LOST THEM.
(2)buy new ones ):

AND A WOMAN BROUGHT US IN! hoorah. SMILEZ :D ! so yeah. i love bugsy!! so cute manxz. if they had real guinea pigs with eyes that beeg, i would get it. CUUUUUUTE.

then we met my sis, who got ps'd by her friends.. and went to uh. idk, forgot. then paragon to try on shoes (suddenly it's like i can walk >5 steps in heels and NOT fall), random dresses ( FUN !! ) and then BRAAAAS. at lasenza. i bought 4 bras ( black, pink, pink, pink LOL ) and 2 sleeping-dresses-or-idk-what-it-is ( PINK, PINK. HAHA )

and yes. i have pinkified my closet even more. i'm wearing pink striped underwear >: D pink. yess. daffy duck. looool ~.~

i love pink!

today was a bad day. i'm supposed to have stopped spending money like in 2oo8. tsktsk.. ): this is not a good way to start the year !! bah.

so for the rest of the month i will not go out HAHAHAHA and spend at MAX $50 for the rest of the month.

Jan resolution #1.

thanks for reading! Piiiink.

pink fantasy. i want a pink house. big pink house. and get fluffy white dogs. and then dye their hair pink. whuuuhuuuu kyaaa

2008-12-31T20:43:00.000-08:00

NEW YEAR'S EVE/NEW YEAR'S DAY.

lina&shannen invaded my house and my laptop while tau,drey,lester&i were in rtc. then michaela came and joined us. the 3 of them were bowlingg, but i was just stoning thr. haha. drey didn't bowl in ever but like after 3 frames she was being gay. *sigh* once a pro always a pro.

lester drove us back to my hse. it was RELLEH SKARIE. like just 500m or sth. but you know you have that feeling that you're gonna die any moment.. enehwaez.

when i went into my room lina and shannen started screaming and, i presume, just got off my bed. grr. i dislike all you people who lie on my bed D: enehwaez. they were camwhoring on my lappy's built-in cam thing. surprisingly my screen's still intact. hurhur. justkidding :3

shannen was like. does my hair look as if i just had sex?
&that's just the beginning.
my schoolmates/teammates for you ~.~ ...

I HAVE AIR-CON CLASSROOMS NEXT YEAR! YESSS. i love being guinea pig. aircon ftw. we're 2 steps away from using phone ( walk out of class = 2steps, lv1 ) we're 20m from the canteen, 5m away from the lockers. wahahaha. wahahaha. wahahahahahaha!

Lejengz. i'm bawred. meow. i love jaychou.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ___ _____. what was wrong with me. i attribute it to the stress faced by my brain upon realising that sch's a week away. *deez eez d milo week* epic sadness. i must've been kuhrayzee. definitely.

I AM D SUPERULTRAPINKITY. wee. i lurbs pink. ♥

只是回忆的音乐盒還旋转着!

Le sad. Le tragedy.

OKAY NEW YEAR'S DAY. happy new year all! tau drey lester&i went to watch seven pounds at 1am at the cathay. and if i ever thought that i'd die in his car on the way to our house from rtc, that ws nth compared to how i felt when we were going to the cathay. SCARY LIKE WOOOOOO. and in the carpark. wanna die. i thought i was gonna get a soar throat and die ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR. so phreaky manxzxz.

kewl.

LOL.

2008-12-29T05:36:00.001-08:00

glad that's over.

2008-12-29T03:42:00.000-08:00

okay i know i've been lazy about blogging for the past, well to be frank, ever. but it's coz i have nothing to blog about! everything's depressing D: so i will not depress the nice people who visit my dead pink blog.

Stop with the obsession.

I DREAD SCHOOL! I DREAD IT BADLY. I DREAD IT LOOOOOOOOOTS. Cow. haven't started on hw. hahahaha. chinese itself = gg. dammmmn. ~.~ we only need to converse in it in the future right. so why not just like. TALK YO! chinese oral = 100% marks hahahahaa D: Cow. nOo. i hate chinese. okay no i don't. i x3 jaychou . :D it's great.

Purrfect. hahahha. omg kristel hatez CATS! meow. at the bowling alley i can't remember who- one bowler. she took this bag that had a LIVE CAT IN IT and showed it to kristel. she freaked out soooo badly. like. skream in the middle of ze bowling alley and fly back 5m. hahah.

okay that's kind of mean, luffing at her, coz i have my own fears too.

I have been lurking around in facebook too much for my own good.

Bahh. i am sheepzorz.

i once asked how fish mate. coz of the dp that said> don't drink water, fish have sex in it.
so i wondered how they had sex.

then i realised fish don't have sex.

they lay eggs, then the male fertilises the egg.

outside of the fish.

so go ahead and drink all the water in th world, because fish don't have sex in it.

which reminds me of grace and her issue with big water bodies. whenever you're near one with her, don't say you're thirsty. cause she'll point to the big water body and tell you that water is in abundance right in front of you. then you'll feel like killing her. and you probably will if you don't have my kind of awesome self-control. then you'll be sent to a girl's/boy's home or prison. for killing grace. it's not worth it

*TEEHEE* i like this ranting. it's really great. hahaha

my typing skills have depleted. there are so many errors everywhere. you don't see them because backspace is my fav button on the keyboard.

shaynee said i typed fast. too fast. if you insert a "too" in front of something, does that make it bad D:

like.
you're pro.
too pro.

or.
you're funny.
too funny.

or maybe.
you're emo.
too emo.
too emo for your own good.
too emo for everyone's good.

now it's negative ranting. it's not constructive. i need to change topic. this is really cool. like i can tell myself to do something then i just do it.

like my brother once asked me if i could stop eating on command. like.

you: stop eating!
me: *stops*

wonder if it works O_O hey sister peeping over my shoulder. okay not my shoulder coz technically i'm in behind you. << look at the typo. i will correct it here : okay not my shoulder coz technically i'm behind you. kindasorta. not really. it's like. the normal. i'm xx degrees away from the blah. i'm not making sense. MOVING ON. i realised that i haven't caps-ed anything for a while. odd. I LOVE CAPS! there you go. teehee. this post is freeking long. i wonder how long you took to read it. i want to try something out. heehee.

this cow is cow a cow really cow good cow way cow to cow waste cow some cow person cow's time cow. okay read without cow.

that wasn't really funny. sad.

everyone's blog should be funny like mine. then the world will be happy.

i curse xxx.
nubbify.
SPROUT PEEMPEARLS.
shrink.

i can't do that.

Sigh.

I WILL STOP NOW. RANTING DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RELIEVING EFFECT ENEHMORE.

Goodbye world.
Cruel world..

2008-12-28T07:07:00.001-08:00

Kay, michelle you're officially royally totally screwed a million times over. you're deaaaaad. you're sooooooooo dead. what have you done nao.

retail therapy doesn't work.

sweeeeeeeeeets gross me out

Honestly,

i bought a kewl pair of roxy sunnehs. overpriced. I'm still emo.

emo nemo.

2008-12-16T07:09:00.000-08:00

michelle blogs again. haaaaha ... okay right. so what's been going on.. i just bought fbts today. 2 blue 1 pink. coz i'm a pink freak. you can't really tell, right? *angel eyes*

anyway, moving on~ haha. i also bought a pair of shoes. they're like white superstars. AGAIN. but they're riddled in stars-holes and in the star-holes there's like this silver-ish layer thingy so it's preeeeeetty darn COOL. wahahaha. kay ima try wearing it to sch. ^.^~!

p1-p5 -> WHITENESS
p6-sec3 -> WHITE ADIDAS WITH LEEEEEETTLE INCONSPICUOUS COLOUR THINGYS.
sec4 -> asking for trouble. but then again, it's WHITE. hurlo. at least 80% okay. apart from the green lining inside the shoe itselffvvxzxz.

gerald tan is a beeraholic. stop drinking beer. blooooody bustardd. D:

okay i'm going to BED. coz the bed is where the heart is. haha :D

2008-12-15T05:52:00.000-08:00

HINESS! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THANKS COZ THIS BLOG IS
Ab-so-lute-lee Dead.

TODAY I SHALL BLOG ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED HALF AN HOUR AGO!

*@ ze comp area*
me: meimei do you wanna use my com play audi. i wanna bathe
mei: no i wanna bathe!
me: walaoo play audi first lah i wanna bathe.
mei: you play first one game i finish bathing already but if you bathe first i have to wait how long

*both get up and go toward bathroom*

*in the bathroom*
i takes off pantz. meimei runs into shower (with specs, clothes etc all on)
meimei: i'm going to bathe with my clothes on
me: walaoooooo get out laaaaaaaaa i wanna bathe first. i take my soap then you have nothing to bathe with.*tries to shove door open to no avail*
me: fine. you bathe first. i go toilet. when i finish you better be done
*meimei walks out of shower* *i runs in & turns water on* *water is cold, so i turn water off*
me: ok you can bathe first *smirks*

Why do we want to take a bath at the same time when we have all day ~.~

2008-12-12T19:24:00.000-08:00

IDEA!! TAG MRS NG IN PEEKCHURES IN FACEBOOK. LOL.

unglam ones [: [: ..

2008-12-09T06:47:00.000-08:00

HELLO WORLD (:
THE EARTH SAYS HELLO TO MICHAELA CAUSE SHE'S BLOGGING NOW (:
Lol Michelle just asked me if I wanted to give her a butt massage (:
Obviously saying no to that. Oh well. Anyway, EXPLAINING WHY I AM HERE TODAY. AND IM BLOGGING FOR HER, (:
We went out todaaaaaaaaay! Took a cab from home to pick up Michelle and Bethie (: then we went Newton MRT cause we are alcheapos refusing to pay a lot of money for peak period rates. Stupid cab fare was like. 13.85. Dang it. ):
ANYWAY, went to Orchard MRT and walked to like, Taka. On the way there, there was like. Some guy who wanted to ask us to give 5 bucks to some job creation company.
Then I was like. HAVE YOU HEARD OF NTUC?
Then he was like. Yes. Then I was like.
Do you know that NTUC is Singapore's leading union that creates job opportunities for Singaporeans. And do you know that they created like. 30,000 jobs just for the IR coming up soon.
Then he was like. Nono, you dont understand.
Then I was like. No, you dont understand. Do you know that 75% of the 30,000 jobs are going to Singaporeans. They have been prioritised of this 75%.
Then he was like. What about the other 25%. Dont they
Then I was like. They go out to forein workers but Singaporeans get priority to those jobs.
Then we were like argueing for five minutes and Michelle was like.
OKAY HOW MUCH IS THIIIIIIIIIIS.
Then he was like. $5.
She took out her money and was like. NAAAAAAH! TAKE ITTTTTT. And we walked off (:
Sorry la. I dont see a reason for giving him money so he can create jobs for people. How does that help? Give him money, he give company money, then what? Hmm.
ANYWAYYYY.
We went to eat Pepper Lunch. I mean MICHELLE went to eat Pepper Lunch. We so owned the paper la :D
I like it! Beth and I ate Jap satay :D
I LIKEEEEEE. OMG <3>
Then baby called me (: baby meaning Gerald called me, Michaela. (:
Super happy zomg (:
BOUGHT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS YAY! (:
Michelle got a PINK crumpler (:
Michaela got a DINOSAUR <3<3<3!
Beth got a THING. HAHAHA! Dont know what to call it. MAYBE Michelle might add photos of it just to show you the thing (:
But Beth loves it to the core so it's alright :D
Then went to try on ridiculous dresses :D
It was damn nice and reallyrealy funny cause Beth like, said really funny but not going to say here about Michelle when she was helping her with the dress.
(:
Oh well :D
IT WAS NICE I SHALL CONSIDER BUYING THE DRESS I TRIED (: Yeeeeees! (:
Went into Uncle Winston's car and Chris and Colin were there too! Dropped off Colin at SI then went to Claire's house to pick up the DDR mats from Michelle's uhh. Wii. YES, that is what it is called (:
Oh yeah. Speaking of Wee. Uhh, I called Anthony like. 3 times today but then when I found what I was looking for, GERALD (: , and Anthony called back, he was like. WHAAAAAAT!
Then I was like, SORRY I CALLED WRONG NUMBER (: BYEBYE!
Heheh, like HOW CAN SOMEONE CALL WRONG NUMBER LIKE 3 TIMES LA. Grrr. ANYWAY, just PRAY he doesnt read this (:
Okay and now we're here! YES OKAY BYEBYE (:

2008-12-04T16:26:00.001-08:00

LOL. HAHA. FREAKING WEIRD DREAM. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DAM FUNNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PLZ
HAHAHAHAHA.

&it's so ridiculous I WILL NOT POST IT HERE. LOL.

MICHELLE, YOU HAVE A WEIRD SUBCONSCIOUS, WHICH LEADS TO WEIRD DREAMS.

2008-11-26T06:32:00.001-08:00

I want white fluffy doggiesxzxz.
That's why I need a rich husband/high paying job/both.
So I can have a big big big house and own all the white fluffy doggies in the world.

2008-11-26T06:31:00.001-08:00

Blogging is gay.

2008-10-16T05:23:00.000-07:00

oyeh $5oo Jengz. i'm at mumzeh's apartment in bayshore parkkkk! nice view :3 and it isn't uber tiny. Yehhhh except that the living room is the size of my room. oooo.

physics is Luvv.
bio is Luvv.
amath is Luvv.
emath is +.+
chem is ._.

Monzehhhh $_$ moneymoney.

Michelle has proven: Michelle is driven by money.

:D!

QUOTES FROM BEFORE DINNER.

in the car when mum was putting her parking coupon!

mum: what's the date?
me: 16th october
mum: sure anot. i think it's the 15th
me: no it's the siiixxteeeeeenth of october.
mum: oh ya today is the 16th because yesterday was the 15th

gO muMmmMm !

she got a summons. $6. because we went for a walk after dinner and she was 20 minutes late. HURHURHURHURHURHURHUR.

i feel so Piggy.

MichyPiggy. doesn't rhyme. fail.

2008-10-14T03:32:00.000-07:00

hello there, deadest blog to ever walk this planet. not that it walks on the planet but anyway

omg i think i haven't blogged in 2 months. approx. should be around there. anyway. audi is phail, it's having a server maintenance. phail. EP. epicphail

yesterday
woke up at 6. couldn't sleep. officially got out of bed at 7 and went to play COMM. then decided that i should go for a morning run at 7.30, but postponed it until 8, but then i didn't feel like getting sweaty! so i continued on the com. hahahaha.

10
got on the monorail with maddy amanda amaris and erm. alyssa.. and.. ADORABELLEEE. okay what. well. stayd there until 6.

WE BURIED ADORABELLE. under this un-flimsy, not-so-umbrella-ey umbrella. but like only up to her mid THIGHHH. then petra and carissa (princess) came and like we kinda tried to ignore them coz they were late for their own party ;x then we ended up burying the octbabes. ;o then it started drizzling.. and we went to play some random ball games under the shelter :D okay i dont feel like blogging.

gah.

SUNBURNT

then i fell outside clare's main door. coz there was this evil step. then i didn't see it. just slipped my shoes on and raaaan to the gate coz my granddad was horning. THEN I FELL!! now i'm sunburnt and sufferin from a sprained ankle.

what else can go wrong ._.

oops. murphy's law. dont speak too soon o(>.<)o

HEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE

emath was great. bio was great.\(^.^)v

2008-09-18T07:31:00.000-07:00

my life is mundane . school is mundane . homework is mundane .

i'm sleepy . +.+ ..

on the . 13th ? 14th sept .. @ a.k.yong's farewell dinner thingy..

1. his cake said goodbye uncle yong or something, from your cows ( LOL ? )
2. aft that we had karaoke . and then mike sang this duet . like alone . it was relleh funny . the i-cant-rmb-it's-title one . but yeah he sang 2 words then did falsetto, change change . uber hilarioooouz . quite good lah considering you only have that much time to breathe and all . and change pitch by 2 octaves or sth . HEEEE . then my bro replayed the first half of the song 3 times so he sang it 3 times . then stacy and my sis got back so they halped . mmhmm .

i am a fool . fool . fool . fool .

michelle please study . nao.

2008-09-04T06:01:00.000-07:00

the other day i stayed up to 11.15 to read and also to wait for my mum to come back . then she came back and came into my room and noticed my eye was red . then she said there was conjunctivitis going around ( spelling error ..? ) so she insisted that she give me eyedrops .

it was like when i took my blood test . D: i freaked out so bad . then in the end my dad had to pry my eye open and make me stay still while my mum tried to get the eyedrops into my eye .

i think she only got 20% in , but don't tell her

D: it takes 2 people to give me eyedrops . i'm a wimp ):

ok i have sth really not funny that i just made up !

one day a postman was in a really big estate with lots of small roads leading here there everywhere . ( imagine my estate D: ! x2 . ) he couldn't find this house ! then he found a postbox and thought to himself .. hmm, if i put it in there the people will get the letter, won't they ?

WHAT HE DIDN'T REALISE WAS THAT THE LETTER PUT IN THE MAILBOX GOES TO THE MAILMEN WHO DELIVER LETTERS WHO AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM BACK INTO THE MAILBOX !

ok i should delete this very soon .

2008-09-04T04:22:00.000-07:00

i swehhre my grandmother can talk for 3000 years if nobody stops her . go on and on and on about nothing and nothing and nothing D:

gawd . bohres teh sheet out of meeh . zomg

2008-09-03T06:20:00.000-07:00

D: !

bro: meimei you're so lame ! don't worry . you're not lame all the time . only sometimes, like when you breathe in and out .
-1min later-
me: omg actually i'm quite slow
*bro&moi burst out in laughter*
mum: about what ?

HA HA . if you don't get it join my mum D: !

the slow club .

excess iodine can lead to elevated thyroid stimulating hormones D: !!
thyroid = thyroxin = controls metabolic rate .
seaweed = high iodine content
i have 22 packets of seaweed .

Y A Y .

2008-09-01T06:49:00.000-07:00

Hi, I am Michelle. Currently, I am having an emoticon challenge with PetraChua over MSN. Previously, I was watching The Little Mermaid.

I am a freak.

P.S.
who says like, like, every like 3 words is like, bim !
Cool, is it not?

2008-08-30T04:17:00.000-07:00

I AM !

RAINBRELLA .
THE LIFE PEEG .
THE PINK CATION .
THE CHESHIRE CAT .
GENIUSZ-M .
AMOOOEEEBAAAA .
KOKONARTS ! HURRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR .
HONNZEHHHPAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LEJENGZ .
LEJENGZ .

JENGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

JEEENNGGGGGGGZ .

i hope you can't see this . hehehehe . damn you can see it

I AM THE SUPER ULTRA PINKITY D: !!!!!

3~~Gifted~~
we're not gifted, we're weird .

2008-08-22T02:35:00.000-07:00

absolutely lohve this song (:

Who am I, that the Lord of all the earth
Would care to know my name
Would care to feel my hurt

Who am I, that the Bright and Morning Star
Would choose to light the way
For my ever wandering heart

Not because of who I am
But because of what You've done
Not because of what I've done
But because of who You are

I am a flower quickly fading
Here today and gone tomorrow
A wave tossed in the ocean
Vapor in the wind
Still You hear me when I'm calling
Lord, You catch me when I'm falling
And You've told me who I am
I am Yours, I am Yours

Who am I, that the eyes that see my sin
Would look on me with love and watch me rise again
Who am I, that the voice that calmed the sea
Would call out through the rain
And calm the storm in me

Not because of who I am
But because of what You've done
Not because of what I've done
But because of who You are

I am a flower quickly fading
Here today and gone tomorrow
A wave tossed in the ocean
Vapor in the wind
Still You hear me when I'm calling
Lord, You catch me when I'm falling
And You've told me who I am, I am Yours

Not because of who I am
But because of what You've done
Not because of what I've done
But because of who You are

I am a flower quickly fading
Here today and gone tomorrow
A wave tossed in the ocean
Vapor in the wind
Still You hear me when I'm calling
Lord, You catch me when I'm falling
And You've told me who I am
I am Yours
I am Yours

Whom shall I fear
Whom shall I fear
'Cause I am Yours
I am Yours

2008-08-20T05:46:00.001-07:00

' MICHAELA! ♥ Your smile melts my heart (: says:
idiot two times
' MICHAELA! ♥ Your smile melts my heart (: says:
im still gonna call you
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
plonk .
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
HAHA LOL IT SOUNDS DAM FUNNY IF YOU SAY IT OUT .
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
SAY IT NAO !!
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
PLONKK .
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
PLAWNKKK .
' MICHAELA! ♥ Your smile melts my heart (: says:
what s your problem
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
AND IF YOU TAKE AWAN THE K .
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
IT'S
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
PLAWN
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
= PRAWN
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
HAHAHA LOL .
' MICHAELA! ♥ Your smile melts my heart (: says:
-.-
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
away *
' MICHAELA! ♥ Your smile melts my heart (: says:
GO WASH YOUR FEET DAMN IT
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
GOINGGGGGGGGG FWANN .
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
FWAN + K = FWANK
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
WHICH MAKES NO SENSE
❤ The Cheshire Cat ♥ RAINBRELLA (um) ・ｱ・､・ﾞ・・・ﾅ・ｿ・・ says:
LOL .

2008-08-19T05:46:00.000-07:00

bio

ms ng : cell walls .. cellulose ... etcetc .
me : -interrupts- is cellulose like fat ?
ms ng : no .. cellulose is in plants . things . etcetc .
me : -stammers- do we have cellulose in us ?
ms ng : no that's cellulite, not cellulose .

EMBARRASSMENT OF THE WEEK D: !!

2008-08-14T03:36:00.000-07:00

i'm bored .

2008-08-05T23:51:00.001-07:00

sl steals compre marks .

i want people to tag when they come

it gives me a false sense of security
and reminds me that i'm not alone .

alone, in this cruel world
with nobody there for me
nobody with me
nobody to share my laughter and my pain!
to share my ups and downs
in this unforgiving, hedonistic world ...

AHAH .

2008-08-04T04:34:00.000-07:00

BIO !

ms ng: moving on .. * flashes powerpoint slide * what's lymph ?
me: a female nymph

2008-08-04T02:16:00.000-07:00

DURING GEOG .
context : talking about braided rivers, mid-channel bars . deltas .

nicole : what if you walk to the end ? will you drop into the water ?

nicole : i don't trust solids anymore !
me : ok put your faith in liquids now
deb : it's the solution to everything

LOL . debby's dam good plox .

2008-08-03T07:11:00.000-07:00

michelle wants to stop bitching
michelle wants to control her angry better
michelle wants to be tolerant
michelle wants to love everyone even though they hate her
or she hates them .
ha .
michelle wants a pink tofu from action city
michelle wants jap potato sticks
michelle wants iodine-less seaweed and many kidneys so she can tank salt-ful seaweed
michelle wants to lose lots of weight
~~michelle wants to steal your boyfriend~~
michelle wants good grades for the common tests
michelle doesn't want 0 for lit for CA3
michelle wants her phone to stop glitching and for her '2' button to work properly
michelle wants to stalk the cute guy living in the university rd estate ( ha )
michelle wants to get nishanti's address to stalk her ( shh )
michelle wants a new chair
michelle wants THE KDRAMA EP 35-END TO COME OUT NOOOW .
michelle wants a new ipod skin
michelle wants more wants
michelle wants to be bought on FB and eventually be more expensive than d...

michelle needs to stop bitching .

2008-07-29T05:42:00.000-07:00

cation.. anion.. what's this? fruition ? fruit-ion ?!
PROPOSE : we should get a 3g - ion thing . like everyone will be an -ion . hahha . ME = PINK CATION ! yay (: (:

stupid englis test . :l harumph . it was like quite dull . I HATE SUMMARIES SO BAAD . omg i dno what to cut out and what to put in and i can't summarise for nuts ): it was like . 160 words including the 10 given . mine was about 200 ? 210 ? :l :l :l !!

fail . fail . fail .

on the way home while grace amanda and i were crossing the overhead bridge .. we saw a girl with a green umbrella . i think she blended in very well with the trees, except for the fact that her umbrella was glowing . neon . heh .

me: DID YOU KNOW METRO HAS NEON BRIGHT COLOURFUL UMBRELLAS ? FR $5 !!!
grace: i have a transparent one
me: what's the use ?!?!
grace: to shelter me from the rain, you know, umbrella
me: ._. ._. ._. oops
grace: then umbrellas for what
me: to shade you from the sun
grace: that'll be sunbrellas .
me: so umbrellas should be rainbrellas . that makes no sense .

BUT EITHER WAY RAINBRELLA AND SUNBRELLA SOUND SO COOL !! SO I ADOPTED THE NAME RAINBRELLA AND GRACE IS SUNBRELLA (: AND TO MAKE AMANDA NOT LEFT OUT ..

me: i wanna be rainbrella ! you (grace) can be sunbrella . and amanda can be umbrella .
grace: no she should be ambrella . pronounce the same way .

LOL . self amusing to the max ! meowww . :3

2008-07-28T00:29:00.001-07:00

oh blast i'm so like blahhhh bored . EbbshoLyooteLee nothing to do. and i have nth to blog about . go to grace's blog for cool pics on founders day !

http://amazingracee.blogspot.com
meehee . (x .

THE SQ HARTS S . LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS . ok i just stole all of grace's founders photos with me in them . TO FACEBOOK I GO !!!! meow.

2008-07-23T06:26:00.000-07:00

me & drag queen shannen

drag queen shannen

ok omgwtfbbq i can't upload the rest . takes too long hahaha .

OK TO BLOG ABOUT SEC4 FAREWELL .

first : got ready and practiced . then they came :O and we only practiced like twice so it was quite bad . yeah . "fabulous" -.- ... plOx .

then the first dance was by the "all for one" group - denise grace joelle charlim gen daphne rachel lynette jingyi - i have a video !! ask me for it . hahaha .

then it was us and it was really funny coz shannen was supposed to be sharpay . look above . i think cassandra has a video . it was pretty fail but really funny hahaha .

okay then we watched a video by chartay and cherylyeo . it was SO GOOD . like compilations of pictures / videos from bowling camp and competitions and all . hilarious to the max . xD

lina : orientate yourself ! ( she was shoving marshmallows into her mouth for ChubbyBunny )

lina : this is good, i can stuff another 10 inside . come let's go

lina : see so much space, air can ... ( blah blah i forgot . )

omg it was SO FUNNY . HEHEHEHE . yup then i think we ate . gooood food . but heck we all paid $30 . )x .

and we sang them the song . we altered the lyrics > Fly Away by Corrinne May . it was so touching . we intended for them to cry right . then like we're supposed to give little personalized speeches to each of the sec4s about what they've done for us . and i was last cauz i chose cheryl yeo and she's captain . therefore last . yeah and when i was reading halfway through i started crying . in actual fact we were crying even before the sec4s were .

FAIL !!! but it was like really nice (: until lina spoiled the moment by saying omg hmm (huang mo mo / hannah montana mwaks / gale ) is crying . SPOILERRRR LINA . yup that's basically the highlights .

POINT TO NOTE : i'm becoming a camwhore . i blame it on my camera .

2008-07-19T06:10:00.000-07:00

yesterday we had ryc . my group was anti-social and like in cliques . andddd i was the group leader . yehp . had some talks by some noob, C. KUMALAN !, vidya mandhir, st george's and umm .. some other sch . heheehe .

yeah and it was pretty bad up til like 3pm . when we gave up searching for places and went on random bus rides because i, the group leader, said so . haha okay so fine it was useless but they said it was FUN :D and yeah that's basically good . teehee ! ( we were pretty silent through ice breakers and the first 5 hours of amazing race x_o ) yehps .. then one of the china girls ( the super ultra cute one ) asked if we were going to change train again ( we were on the way back to sch and just left outram park -> dhoby ( HERE -> ) newton ) coz she was really tired . then when we set foot back in MG she was like .

*translated : ah, finally ! even though this isn't my school i can still say ( uhh insert some positive word here )

oh yes and we randomly took a bus from boat quay ( coz we stopped there fr directions fr Moi coz i thought it was the right bridge . until alyssa said it WASN'T . so we were messed and i kinda gave up (x so i said . ok let's take the next bus . * next bus comes * ok nvm it goes to bedok . let's take the next bus . and then we took the next bus . and we took an unexpected turn and got into chinatown ! yep . then we saw an mrt station and i was like omg faster get off . but then we passed it and cldn't get everyone in time . so i was like . gah . next stop . then the driver kept going and going and going some 400m away from the place and stopped at a light . then diagonally across ... I SAW ANOTHER MRT STATION . it was like wooo salvation ! let's get off ! then he moved another some 400m . ._. our hopes were dashed ! and when we finally got off we were across the road from an mrt station . hehehehe lucky us . yeah . but that was our chinatown trip .

this is very bad
i can't coordinate my points
and like . i just digress all the time, yo .
you get it ?
and there's no chronological order .
Gah . i'm a very bad blogger .

shawn, the only guy from our group, is very spoiler . he's anti-social . coz we were supposed to get 2 people to go back to school before the rest of us ( like after lunch ) to start on our group video, i chose sarah coz she was familiar with IT and like her buddies so it'll be convenient . then right . apparently he wanted to go but din say anything until we got lost somewhat and i checked my phone . then got 1 msg he ask if he can be one of the people who go back to do the video -.-

HULLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN TELL ME RIIIGHTXZXZXZ . i won't eat you .

oh yeah and we had a pervy session .
sbc + softballers .
bea, angie, nat, jess, rachelngmuieng(LOL), Moi

yesh . we kept hitting each other's butts . it was pretty amusing . then i was like taking pics with jess . then they decided to go round the back and hit my butt as she was abt to take the pic .

but it was quite fun :D bea's boobs are now called the himalayas .

ha ha ha ha ha and nat's are like the um .. iuno . one down from himalayas .

Yay ! ryc was quite fun although it was pretty pointless . ohwell .

2008-07-17T06:41:00.000-07:00

mg won cdiv !!!!!!!! omgwtfbbq YAYYY love you guys :D:D .

i can't remmber what happened yesterday or two days ago.. it was really funny .

well too bad . celine asked me to teach her how to twit -.- well good grief .

and and and and and and . scandalous juniors .. ._.

i'm going on a crash-course weight loss programme set by i : only fruits for lunch and dinner, while i run everyday . yay . lose 2kg by founders plOx .

and .. i'm group leader of ukraine for ryc . BUT IT SUCKS COZ GRACE CLARE ANGELA AND UHHHHHH .. MADDY ARE GROUP LEADERS TOO .

THAT
MEANS
I
AM
NOT
WITH
ANY
OF
THEM .

bummer .

2008-07-05T18:09:00.000-07:00

i saw my grandfather at ps when i went out with taugay on friday . it was like WOOT !

then yesterday tau and i were at newton mrt . then right then right we were waiting for the train . then right . suddenly we started talking about adeline and where she stays ! cos it's on the way to amk . then SUDDENLY SHE CAME OUT OK . how scary . *talk about you, you come out*

yup . then we went to amk hub and met audrey . went to the arcade, then ate, then back to the arcade, then watched ZOOOHAAAN . and we took the last mrt to marina bay . :O so zhun rght . omgxzxzxzx .

then they came over and stayed over ! cos it was hard to get home :O now audrey's sleeping . my brother dragged us all down at like 1am to go eat -.- but only he ate . and he kinda brought it into my room . then chucked the remains into the freezer ( what i always do HEEHEE )

okay now i'm going to officially get ready for CHURCH !

Our God is an awesome God He reigns on heaven and earth with wisdom power and love our God is an awesome God

:3

2008-07-03T07:19:00.000-07:00

ok now there's this small annoying pain in my left abdomen area . i just took about 10ml of LAXATIFFFSSSS . grah . then i'll go bomb the world at 12mn -.- *sigh*

debby came over for our chem proj. aunty was supposed to but she was really ill . get well aunty ! so aunty sent us the info and we printed it out and pasted it on this pweddy green piece of hard plastic or whatever it's called . anyway yeah then she annoyed my friends ( anthony weee HAHAHA ) and i tried to annoy hers, but they annoyed me so i gave up and went back to my friends .

and we used my bro's superglue . i hope he doesn't see it nor realise it :l i'll die . aaaah . okay well we're gonna die so badly for it tomorrow . wee !

mrs ng threw her wallet at me . it hit me smack in the forehead . it hurt alot ):

i hope i don't bomb the world at 12mn .

2008-07-02T17:51:00.000-07:00

yesterday during bowling when we were playing game we kept changing names
at first it was like

cheryl&kym: lambolamo
me&eva: i can't rmb
cassandra: shoopa cassiexzxz

then names like
ghouldieplawcksxz
peeg trohttersxzxz
TESTEETEUTIKERLS
diaerrbawlical
hananapontianak
troleymouhley

and other weird stuff kept coming up
and it was really funny
so i couldn't bowl properly.

one of the games kym&qiaoer got 231
then after that they got like 11x
ha ha ha ha ha ha .

today i woke up at 2 am with a really bad stomachache
then at 2.30am
then at 3am i couldn't take it so i went to the toilet
then at 3.30am i couldn't take it so i called my mum
then she gave me laxatifs
cos i was so full of shit ( literally )
so after that the pain went away ( thank God )
and now i'm going back to school at about recess .

2008-07-01T06:49:00.000-07:00

listening to jay chou again . jay chou is sooo cuuteeee hahaha . okay anyway .

monday's training was THE BOMB . *zha dan!!* haha . omg i'm a terrorist . ENEHWAEXZ .

shannen, lina, eva and i bowled on the same pair of lanes . then before we started playing games we were like being all spaz and everything ... then .. we bowled game !

this is how it goes ! 2 people : take turns to bowl first shot, then the other spares . so it's like a double thing, but only 1 name ! so cool right :D then i doubled eva . hehe .

we pwned shannen and lina ! ok wait . first our names went like this
shannen&lina : darigantits ( neopets thing .. )
eva&i : fairyland ( also a neopets thing, but it's SO MUCH GLAM-ER )

yesss . then cheryl&kym joined too . so we played together . like FAIRYLAND VS. DARIGANTITS : the result ... - we pwned their butts . it was supposed to be best out of 3 games, but after 2 games ... we won both . Ha ha ha . yes then we switched partners .

i got shannen, lina got eva . sniff ! ): my eva gone ! yes . then lina went gay and started striking and all, so we got pwned ! very badly . we were like last . hehe ! yep . cos whenever i throw first shot and leave like 1 pin ( ESP. PIN 10 ! ) shannen goes like . you don't know my strengths and weaknesses . then she misses . ( lina used to say that when shannen gave her pin 10's or pin 6's when they bowled together )

then shannen became all emo : reasoning - she has no strengths .
then we tried to list her strengths but failed . ok we were just talking longer than usual . then she was like .

shannen: what about michelle ?! she has strengths ! in academics ...
me: yeah and i'm nice and funny and i can bowl ... ( LOL )
lina: how about eva ? she's smart, cute, funny, nice, the perfect daughter, the perfect sister
me: the perfect niece, the perfect grand daughter
lina: the perfect mother
me: the perfect grandmother
shannen: what about me ??
lina: you're a good friend. ( very abrupt stop )
shannen: that's it ?
lina: yes .

HAHAHAHAHA LOL . IT WAS DAM FUNNY OUUUKAYYY .
shannen, i win :D i could remember heeeheeeeeeee .

today my brains died

i hate sl . sl sucks soooooo badly . *stabbity stab stab*

2008-06-27T02:02:00.000-07:00

my darling compo that i wrote before the MYE's that got me a beautiful 9/30 x3 .

I come from a traditional Indian family, much to my misfortune. It is not that I am unhappy because of my race and naturally dark skin, rather it is the stupid traditions that restrict my freedon of choice and, therefore, my life. What I am about to mention is the second greatest milestone in my life; what most brides dream of - or not.
At the very tender age of twelve, I had a super major crush on the cutest guy on campus. And my parents, being the wealthiest people in Asia, found out about it and had me engaged to him. They were ecstatic about this discovery of my first crush because it showed that I was beginning to show signs of being a girl ( previously I had been known as tomboy number one ) and because my new fiancee was my father's best friend's son. I was more glad than I ever had been in ages because of the news of our engagement. However, Mr Perfect did not reciprocate my love and it was awkward being around him for events and gatherings. He blamed me for the dreams he had, the dreams he could never accomplish because of his duties towards me now as a husband, like an eagle determined to fly freely, now caged with clipped wings destined to be a mere pet, a decoration.
I never forgave myself. It crushed me to crush him.
On our wedding day, he did not show up. I had long suspected that this would happen, although never believed that he would actually do such a thing to me. Had he not known how embarrassing it was to be stood up on one's wedding day, especially with the mass media coverage? ( Thanks be to Daddykins )
I could take it no longer. Three hours after the wedding ceremony was due to take place, I set off to find him in my chauffered Rolls Royce, a gift from my father. I found him behind a bush by the roadside with a maid from my house. My father ordered him to be thrown into our very own dungeon, never to see the light of day again. Father did not listen to a word I spoke, begging for him to show mercy to my love, my Karlyman, my supposed-to-be husband.
In the end I took my life, leaving a note to my beloved, saying that in life or death I would never leave his side, with the sole intention of freaking him out so bad he would kill himself and join me in our eternal paradise. Unfortunately, he went insane and got locked up in a padded cell. Goodbye to suicide.
In case you were wondering, the greatest milestone in my short-lived life is my glamorous death. Glamorous because, after I consumed fifty odd sleeping tablets, I glued a perfect mask of Angelina Jolie, my idol, on to my face with custom-made invincible super glue.

pardon the bad grammar, limited vocabulary and horrible phrasing . as well as the corny-ness of it all . and maybe the partial racism . ms ng also complained about me using too many colloquial terms like 'guy' and 'freaking'.
but personally, it is my best compo up to date :3 HAHAHAHAH .

2008-06-25T06:51:00.000-07:00

i am sick and miserable .

2008-06-25T05:41:00.000-07:00

omg annoying nub little girls . aaaaaaah . no logic . stupid neighbourhoodnubs . kyaaa . pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo .

anthony wee just made me buy trina .
now i'm broke .
$584 .
fun !
not .
omg .
sian .

kEHSSy is a LIAR . omg lol it's like so pathetic plOx . ohwell .

training fun .
mr seow new teacher-in-charge .
Ha ,
ha ,
ha ,
ha ,
ha .

tomorrow we're gonna watch the end of .. painted veil . vale . whatever . wahahaha !

tomorrow i have chinese tuition .
damn .

2008-06-23T23:58:00.000-07:00

KOPED FROM TAU ! :D

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.) ( HAHA )
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)

5 What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts.)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.) it's the closest to pink :3

7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts.) it don't make me fat, yo . and it ain't green .
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain(5 pts)
c) Las Vegas(1 pt)
d) Hawaii(4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.) like me !
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.

TOTAL POINTS:
29(10-16 points)
You are Garfield:You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.
(17-23 points)
You are Snoopy:You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you ' re never out of style, y you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times
(24-28 points)
You are Elmo:You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.
(29-35 points)
You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.
(36-43 points)
You are Charlie Brown:You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.
(44-50 points )
You are Dexter:You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

eew ! i'm yellow ! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2008-06-23T23:46:00.000-07:00

yesterday .

school ( omg 1st day . so sleepy ! and i wanted to die )
training ( i felt tired after 30 mins . then all the sec3s were like omg only 30mins passed ?? -complain- then we played doubles . ME&GRACEEY (: for the first game we bowled the worst . the rest were like 320 318 314 ? we were .. 288 ! LOL . but then 2nd game we went upup . yeah . then blahblah . training obberrr )
dinner ! ( with char @ potter's ! eat the same thing all the time . rah . teriiyaakkii chiicken ! nice :D )
arcadeeeeee !~!~!~! ( WITH CHAR TOO ! omg parapara . but the nub machine . wth muz get 70% then pass . *sigh* )
home ! sleep . :3

today .
i skipped school . said i had a stomachache, which i didn't . but then i got one later on so yeah .. i think God's punishing me . and it was really quite bad . DON'T LIE MICHELLE .

i have tuition later . which reminds me : i haven't finished my homework .

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE END OF MY POST FOR TODAYYYYYY .

NOTE : MR SEOW IS A NEW BOWLING TEACHER-IN-CHARGE .
AND HE'S COMING TO MTFABER WITH US TOMORROW .

LOL ! i made denise chan flirt with him on fb . ^^v .

2008-06-21T06:10:00.000-07:00

went out for 8 HOURS with char today . @heeren/cine . had lunch, watched a movie, went shopping and .. the details coming right up !

FIRST UP .
i'm using this to calculate approximately how much i spent today .
tickets : $10 ( omg char owes me $16 )
lunch : $9 ?
bubble tea : $2.80
mrs fields assorted nibblets : $4.50
hair accessories : $29
fringe-cut : $10.70 ( 1 ppc LOL . )
bag : $119
shirt : $40
seaweed : $19.50
hair extensions : $4
dinner : $10 ?
TTTOOOOTTTAAALLL DAMAGE DONE: $258.50 HAHAAHHAHA ohmygod i'm going to faint .

ok my day .

TUITION AT 9 ! finished at 10.30 . went on facebook for like 2hours ? playing word challenge then bowling . lol super spastic the bowling . yeah .. i was kinda shouting at the screen . my sister thought i was deranged . well, she might be right ! or not . cauz i'm so out-sane . HAHAHA . ( insane, outsane, get it ..? )

then i called a cab at 12.15 cos i was supposed to go out with char and i totally forgot the time while having fun on facebook . changed, went out . mmmhmmmm .. then we got there and went to adidas to look for jackets . not nice !! ): yup then went to eat lunch .. and movie .. then went to B.I.R.D and got my bag & a shirt ( omg its nice, but you can see muh flabby armxz ) then .. we went down and bought bubble tea . and then mrs fields cookies . thennnn .. walk here walk there . Omg i really can't remember .

o then char and i were really BORED . nothing to do . so i was like let's go to lv9 and go on facebook ! facebook fun :3 yup . then she said NONONONO . and again, NO . so we saw supercuts . then i was like ooh let's cut my fringe . and char agreed, saying, " you need a new look, your hairstyle hasn't changed in forever " so yeah . i kinda freaked out . then we walked up and down and went to the toilet . and eventually she got me in there and GOT MY FRINGE CUT . IT'S SHORT NOW . BUT IT LOOKS WEIRD SO I SHOVE IT TO THE SIDE AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE DIFFERENCE WAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

Sianzepua . monday school . gg .

2008-06-19T18:26:00.001-07:00

by God's GRACE, GALE AND ZHIYUN i got second for team .. with grace gale and zhiyun !

THANK YOU GUYS ♥♥♥♥♥

2008-06-18T20:55:00.000-07:00

by God's GRACE i got first for doubles .. with GRACE !

THANK YOU GRACEEEEEEE ♥♥♥♥♥♥

2008-06-17T18:34:00.000-07:00

PRIORITY #1 .
BROTHER SAYS : IF I WIN SOMETHING FOR DOUBLES TODAY HE'LL GIVE ME THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT ! ( although i believe he has none . but still... there is hope yet ! )

yesterday .
bowled like a cow . i mean srslyyy . cows don't bowl . so like i bowled REALLY BADLY . i got some .. 144 average ?!?!?! EEEYUUCKKSSS . yeah around there . so my overall is like 149 . NOT EVEN 150 !! ):

bro: haha at least i don't bowl 150 like some people ! *hints*
me: i didn't even bowl 150, i bowled 149 .

mum and dad picked us up after bro's u22 squad, so it was like 11++ . yupp . then my brain officially like shuts down after 9.30pm . so right .. i was like nuts . yeah then we started spouting rubbish and having friendly arguments . and i kept losing to my brother ):

e.g
me: shut
me: now what did you get for your first 2 games ?
bro: you asked me to shut

T.T ! omg that's like what i do to char, except she tells me to shut, so i win . ):

yep . then my parents were laughing like hell and having a good time, then i was like . sore . so i said .. at least i don't scratch my ballsss ( because my brother was scratching his . no, his bowling balls . lOl )

then we started making rude&crude jokes .

mum: at least he wasn't stroking his balls
bro: but the coaches teach us to finger our balls
mum: what ?!
bro: even the girls . like finger the ball ! finger the ball !
me: only bowling has these sort of things
me: nono ! badminton also . hit the cock ! hit the cock ! ( shuttle cock )

moohahaha .

mum: gofl has too . in the hole ! in the hole !

then we were all like diao . but yes, that is my familyyyy . except my sis was prob at home SLEEPING . zOngs . x_o x_o

THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE IS ABOUT TO END . I NEED TO SHOP . SHOP . SHOP . SHOP .

i shall plan ahead . and buy clothes i will prob be able to wear in 4 months .

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA .
wait . does new urban male have discount ? i love the shirts . meeeow :3

ooh and i just went to my old blog . it said i finished harry potter #7 . which is strangely odd, because i don't recall doing so . HAHAHA .

finally, i think ..
______ ___ is quite kyoote . ( i know his name because i stalked him )
&&&&&&&&
______ ___ IS ADOOORRAAABBLLEEEE ! HAHAHAHAHA .

2008-06-14T02:58:00.000-07:00

这街上太拥挤, 太多人有秘密, 玻璃上有雾气在被隐藏起过去

你脸上的情绪, 在还原那场雨, 这巷弄太过弯曲走不回故事里

这日子不再绿, 又斑驳了几句, 剩下搬空回忆的我在大房子里

电影院的座椅, 隔遥远的距离, 感情没有对手戏你跟自己下棋

还来不及仔仔细细写下你的关于

描述我如何愛你, 你却微笑的离我而去

这感觉已经不对, 我努力在挽回

一些些应该体贴的感觉我没给

你嘟嘴许的愿望很卑微在妥协是我忽略, 你不过要人陪

哦这感觉已经不对, 我最后才了解

一页页不忍翻阅的情节, 你好累

你默背为我掉过几次泪, 多憔悴

而我心碎你受罪你的美

我不配

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JAYCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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2008-06-13T01:39:00.001-07:00

okay the past few days of my life have been MUNDANE . i do either one of the following :
1. bowl ( training )
2. tuition ( maths&chinese )
3. play mapleps ( which just screwed up, thus explaining me blogging )
4. umm other random insignificant things .

i just watched constantine, followed by sky of love . SKY OF LOVE IS THE MOST TOUCHING TEENAGE ROMANCE MOVIE IN THE WORLD . undeniably .

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i feel like crying just thinking about it ! sniff ! constantine was pretty gross . and kinda freaked me out about hell and all . i wish it was that easy to tell everyone about Jesus so they won't ever have to face that kind of fate, if hell really is like that.

~~tonight i'm bowling for some weirdo league at sicc . weirdoleague .~~
can't join halfway !

~~tomorrow i'm bowling at mountfaber for some weirdo RI charity funbowl . wtheck ?! -bitex jingyi-~~

charlim wanted t bowl !

._.'~ meOw .

2008-06-08T04:28:00.000-07:00

bowling camp was dam fun ! if you exclude all the pain and suffering we went through . hahaa .

day1 .
not much . SADISTIC AMAZING RACE . stupid clue #1 . mislead us . then we spent like 20 mins going up and down, up and down . then in the end WE WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHERYL'S STATION WHICH WAS LIKE 1KM AWAY . THEN WE HAD TO RUN BACK TO THE CHALET AREA . and for the rest of the clues it was like that too . up down up down up down . here there here there . ahhh ._. and our group finished last . sniffles ! ohwell . yeah and i got a gigantic blister on that day . ( which is itching like nuts now, don't ask me why ) and not much . except for macdonalds dinner . we were quite happy coz we were like hungry and macs is nice :D soo .. yeah then we had the food in front of us and all, then they decided to tie our hands to the hands of te person on our either side . both hands . yes it was very painful . until i finished eating, then it was fun torturing grace and gen who were next to me .

grace *takes fry; about to put in mouth*
me *tugtugtugtug*

moohahahaha . LOL !

day2 .
oh, painful day ! played jacobs ladder in the morning only to discover that all the food was the same and that who won didn't matter . jengjengjeng . then practiced for our retarded item . gangsta to the song gimme more .
._. how painful .
then we had our motivational talk with uncle john ! (: * it's a fake smile * but he helped us get into NAG ! *snowskin fairies* LOL . (: * it's a real smile ! *
then we .. then we .. then we ..... had wet games ._.

durttyyyy . i shall elaborate on each and every one with explicit details for the benifit of knowing how much torture we had to endure .

CHERYLYEO'S STATION .
blue plastic-ish thing that they use to cover things during construction;
covered in soap;
with seawater;
and CINNAMON POWDER;
and captain dearest put marbles at one end of it and gave us 2 spoons for the group .
THE TASK .
get on your belly and use your arms to get you to the other side; no knees .
use the spoon to collect the marbles and make your way back .
dropped marbles cannot be retrieved .
put the remaining marbles into a plastic bottle .
not allowed to use your ther hand to stabilise the bottle .

CHARMAINE'S STATION .
bucket;
tap water;
FLOUR;
fruits
THE TASK .
charades + use of mouth to retrive fruits .
charmaine tells one of the members the fruit, and then the groupmates have to interpret then use their mouths to retrieve the fruit from the watery death ! no hands allowed . yeah so we were like ok . except for me, cos i failed . everytime my head goes in, i blow bubbles so i don't get anywhere . Meow . well . then the tomato came . and cos it sinks . we spent super long . it was like . 1 person dunk 5 times, change person, dunk 5 times, change person . and they got it in the end ! ( i didn't bother to volunteer my prowess :3 )

J I I IA A A X X X I I I N N N 'S STATION OF DOOM .
tools : bucket of shit ( mayo, curry/barbeque sauce, chili, sea water, flour, anything else you can think of ) evil sponge
THE TASK .
jiaxin asks us questions pertaining to our senior ( batch of o8 )
ans wrongly = face the wrath of the contents of the bucket of shit .
ans correctly = get to go to the sea to get water .
NOTE : prior to the questioning, we were to get a partner and stick a masking tape on our partner wherever we want to :3 yes . i stuck it on charlim's forehead . and she stuck it on mine . then grace and daphne stuck it on each other's foreheads too . ( our misfortune ) and then we were to put the sponge between the points then go to the sea and collect water in it and walk back without using our hands . then use our heads to squeeze the water into a bottle for collection . most water = win .

oh forehead .

oh and 1 pair does some sadistic pose that jiaxin chooses while the other waits for a qn to be ans'd correctly so they can go . me and charlim were jumping on the floor while squatting ( ok i can't actually rmb if charlim was my partner LOL it might have been daphne :3 )

i said my blister was hurting alot and i cldn't do it . so jiaxin took pity on me and banned me from the sea . so i was made to do the sadistic pose . which was to pile 3 ppl on top of each other . of coz i was to be at the bottom . then i said my foot hurt . HAAHAHAHA . i was exaggerating of course . the pain was tolerable . i was merely reluctant . but she doesn't know that .

SHH .

GAIL'S STATION ( the best :D )
bucket of shit ( ref jiaxin ) with erasers in them . erasers have letters on them
THE TASK !
she gives a word, we're spposed to get the erasers out of the bucket with our feet and spell it out then get the thing that she said . eg . stingray -> spell + get th stingray . xD

note : this was the best game . it wasn't that bad .

MASS GAMES .
1. some running thing with flour . get flour & smash it into the other person's face . basically testing our reaction
2. group volleyball . teammates get ends of the big black trash bag then toss plastic bags full of water or cinnamon water at the other team and they're spposed to return . we didn't successfully get a rally . but yes it was gross and very tough .

day 3 !
ok i don't feel like blogging anymore . too bad .

2008-06-03T06:26:00.000-07:00

aah bio project due today . zongs . procrastination is the most evil nation in the world . besides _____ . hehehehe . kidding

tomorrow's bowling camp ! can't wait :D but c.yeo said it's gonna be gross so i kinda feel like NOT GOING . hah . :3 i need a new camera omg ): i think i'll save $ .

yes i will . i'll save $ and get meself a new camera by nov . :DDD pre christmas present for myself . yayyers !

funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun .
i need ..... cutlery and slippers . omg slippers x3 . hahahaha

2008-06-01T15:52:00.000-07:00

mm . yesterday .

church
matthew talked about lukewarm christians lacking a desire - or having it and not acting . i'm there aren't i . i don't want to be there ): God help me .

lunch
kenny rogers ! fat .

bowling !
sucked ._.' ... CONVO BTWEEN ME AND MUH BRODDER .
*brother pulls pants from back*
me: haha you're wedgiefied . i saw you picking your wedgie
bro: huh ?
*continues picking wedgie*
me: see, you're doing it again
bro: it's not a wedgie....

ok the tone was really funny :3 well . lalalala

2008-05-30T03:18:00.000-07:00

your life is what you make of it; don't waste it . God has something planned for all of us and it's not to let us waste our lives away . don't give up, don't look back . accept the bad things, learn from it and move on . remember the good things .

happiness is a choice you have to make for yourself .

2008-05-29T04:25:00.001-07:00

i'm 2nd last for graded b masters ! which is totally uncool, because people only care if you're first or last . Gah . i think there's a bomb going off in my sister's room . Hmmm beeping . jengjengjeng . AAAAAAAAH BOMBBBBB !!!!!!!!!!

bowled with a stupid irritating woman who went to complain about me . Idiotic shit . i slow bowl ? -.-' just cos i sat down after 10th frame spare doesn't mean i'm SLOWBOWLING damit . Idiot . samore say i did it quite a few times . what's your prob . flirt with some ugly malay shit . both of you married . yuckyuckyuck . sexy la sexy la ! i'd rather flirt with a b***** than you . Yuuuuck . Yuuuuuuuuuck .

2008-05-28T06:44:00.000-07:00

went to shella to eat pepper lunch (x33) then had takopachi .. then had a cream puff . Zomg . if you think that's alot wait til i write what i wrong for lunch and TEA .

before that we were at mountfaber . supposed to go watch the last squad for u16/graded'b' . instead watched ep14 of gossipgirls then went t the arcade . then took cab to taka with shella (:

anyway I'M HAPPY :D i bought sky of love[it is lovex3] ( achievement #1 ) and a pink bra HAHA and a hawt white+black+grey+PINK shirt . gonna wear it tomorrow (: yay achievement #2 . hehe

ok this is what i ate for lunch at clare's . first i drank a yakult . then i ate a plate of beehoon . hen i ate a sandwich ( zomg i dno how to spell that ) . then i ate yoghurt . then i ate ice cream . then i went to coffeebean&tealeaf with my sis and mum at holland v, drank a small pure vanilla ice blended, a chicago cheesecake and half a quiche .

Drop your jaw now.

walao i gain 3kg today . need to get rid of it . and another 5 .. or so . ok maybe like another 8 .

yes that would be ideal . PROJECT LOSEWEIGHT .

Inspire me.

2008-05-25T07:22:00.000-07:00

i bowled in the morning . 597 ( AGAIN ) nuu . okay whatev :3 yeah then went across the road to the FOOOD COUUUURTT for lunch ( daryl says : omg michelle singapore open should be a milestone in your life, you're suddenly starting to do what normal people do, like take public transport -btw i always take public transport :\- and eat at food courts/hawker centres -not so often, but i do- )

then went to the arcade and playeddd . parapara o_O and . um . the hit-9-buttons thing . char + daryl+ me = fail , daryl+ me = pass THEREFORE WE CAN CONCLUDE CHAR IS REALLY REALLY BAD . don't feel bad char :3 hehehehhehehehe . thenthen . forced char and daryl to play parapara . there was this gaaay duuude . man he plays like a GIRLLL yoo . -swings arms, shakes butt- ohmytianzzzOrz . and daryl stones in front of the machine . ZOMBIE !

then we went to vivo . and watched made of honour . I TELL YOOOH . we sat in the front row . even before the movie started like, at advert time, our necks HUURT . jengjengjeng . and after the movie daryl was swearing like nuts, like so: f***ing c***b**, kick my chair all the time . etcetc . LOL it was really funny cauuuz . it was like this group of small kids . and when he stood up 1 row below them he was still taller . ahahahhaa . then char went crazy cauz he was swearing for a really long time :O

then came back and played arcade again . i can't play driving games for nuts =.= tau was like 1km in front of me for the eziest map . rofl . +.+ ~

hmzOrz . i saw fionaa in the bowling alley :3 :3 i thought i forgot who she was so i actually asked her who she was ! and then confirmed she was fiona . cauz like haven't seen her in forever :3 .. ME WATCHED GOSSIP GIRL ON TAU'S LAPPY :3 :3 :3 :3 omg nice . me needs linky . linkypinkydinky .

then had dinner at some other food court with family and vincent . italian thing . only the pizzas were nice, the rest was FAIL !!! anyway yeah, some obscene conversation went on about blue birds and swear words .. and being made to do 30 push ups ( or sit ups ? ) for saing siala because it's a malay swear word and half one's academy comprises of malays .

UTILITARIANISM ?!?!?!?!

okay . nothing else . no school tomorrow ! :D .

2008-05-24T01:39:00.000-07:00

bowled 740 today :3 qualified for graded b . i hope i don't get kicked out, Yo . you know if i got 4 more pins ... i'll totally be like 2nd qualifier . meeeow . why did i have to get a split on my last frame, Yo. well . if i don't get kicked out i'm haappyy sooo ..

going for hillsong later ! (: (: (: my brother bought like 50 tix . kuhrayziie fellow . yup .

okaaaaay . i'm going down later . masters on thurs . HmmzOrz . Ciao :3

oh . kristel oh was panting ( breathless ) when we wer walking back from the hawker centre ( bubble teaaaa ) back to mount faber . aahahahaa . and darylong is a retard who wears sunglasses indoors ! COOl ISIT ?! haha :3 . and SUDOKU ON IPHONE IS NOT LOVE .

2008-05-23T07:21:00.000-07:00

today i bowled like . 700 on 1st mq, 597 on 2nd mq ._. OMG FAIL !!!! i think i know why . anyway . aah . 2nd mq totally sian no inspiration . jengjengjeng ! i ate .. cold potato thingy for dinner ._. uber hungry, bo bian . and i think i left it ther AHAHAH . manxzxz .

GOOD THING ! ULTRA-OFFICIALLY OVER ____ .
BAD THINGS ! _____ JENGJENGJENG !!!!! + I HAVE TO QUALIFY FOR GRADED B .

hafta keep goin' . never give up :D if we don't do well, it's cos God wants us to spend more $ on mq's or it's just not time . sooo .. never lose hope ! why am i unable to apply this -.- ok sometimes i can successfully . but even if nothing happens, it's not God's fault soo .. yeah . blameth Him not-eth .

Ha . kay me feeling gayy . meow . i'm a broke pig +.+ jengjengjeng .

why am i saying jengjengjeng . lol . MEEEEEOW :3 ok that's more like it . i'm lame ~!

today natalie killed mr aloe vera . twice . first i hit her with Mr. A. V., then because of her extraordinarily hard back, THE TIP FELL OFF !

so i said, Mr. A.V. lost his point ! he has no point ! ( like, pointless, you get ? ) yeah .then i randomly said STOP BEING SO BLUNT . ( PUN PUN PUN PUN PUN PUN HAHA BLUNT ) then i said omg i'm so punful, then i suddenly has a sense of DEJAVU ! like it happened before . cos i prob dreamt of it a while back . yeah but i said RONDEZVOUS . so amaris corrected me . AND IT WAS SO PAIISEHHH OK . COS I SAID IT PRETTY LOUDLY . AND THE WHOLE PLACE IS FULL OF SMARTOS . Manxzxz .

then later i was gonna hit her with what was left of Mr. A.V. when she grabbed one end . so i tried to pull away and she KILLED MR.A.V. A SECOND TIME !!!!!!! SO ULTRA SAD ! POOR MR. A.V. ): ): ): WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS ???? oh then natalie bit it . thrice . cos i dared her to . but she din sink in her teeth enough the first time so she had to do it 3 times until i was satisfied . then i gave her 2 bucks, yo. now Mr. A.V. is sitting in a box on my table in a plastic bag. poor, poor Mr. A.V., no more traces of it's former glamour ! ( it was a very nice big .. piece of aloe vera . but natalie said it was bitter . of course i took her word for it and didn't try myself :3 )

then went to pizza hut with natalie, amaris, ainiah, huiying, jiayhin ( o_o hw to spell .. ) and ate some thing . AAAAAAH FAAAAAAT . FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT . Sigh . i didn't know cheese was fattening, Honestly.

nuuuuu . MELIKEYZ . MELIKEYZ . MELIKEYZ . :3

fun, tomorrow bowling at 10.45am . but going down at like 9 coz me bro gawtta go . I HAVE NO MORE COLLARED SHIRTS . THE END OF THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH .

2008-05-22T06:47:00.001-07:00

Jengjengjeng . okay laaaaawlz . today i went to the science centre . from 7.30am to 3pm . at 3pm i decided to make my way to mountfaber BY MYSELF . so i turned to ... -drumroll- PUBLIC TRANSPORT . walked to jurong east mrt with natalieee ( we stopped by to buy pancakes on the way as well as FACIAL WASH :3 ) then she got off at dover ( which was only 2 stops away, ugh ) and then i had to like . SLOOWLY WAIIIIT for muh stop . outram paaaark ( change to purple line )

Mmmhmmm . in outram park i went up then went down then realised i din know where i was going . i ended up where i started . ehehe . okay yeah so in the end i found my way to the platform laaaaa . stupid line so darn underground . yeah well . Hmmz . so i went to harbourfront . after getting off at harbourfront, i wanted to go to vivo thr when i saw a sign saying BUSES . so i was like Yaaay . cos i wanted to take a cab, but realised i din have money . YES, the tragedy of me . so i went to the bus stop .

When I looked at the board with all the buses and their routes, I freaked, because none of them had this stopped called "Safra Mount Faber". In the end, I decided to settle for a "131" because it was going to Telok Blangah Way and somewhere down the list of stops was IJ St. Theresas, which I knew was nearby.

Teehee. so i had this mentality : if it doesn't go there, i'll just get off and take a cab .
but in the end it stopped there !!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D me awesome :3

and nobody believed i took public transport from science centre to mtfaber =.= WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE ME . daphne only believed when i showed her PROOOOOF . my green standard ticket ( which i decided to keep because i lost the other one ) and my bus ticket . because i lost my ezlink card along with my wallet . stupid daryl ong was laughing at the sms i sent him when i saw the board at the bus stop and went hysterical . ( THERE ARE NO BUSES GOING TO MF ._. )

SNIFFLEEE . MY WALLET !!! and now i have a new wallet . guess what colour it is ?

Pink . what were you expecting ? lol . yeah well ...

DAPHNE BEAT MEEEEE . Nuuu . i have to beat her tomorrow .. meow :3
it's my aura . 5.30pm squad > sit bhind daryl's lane . 905 ! ( it's MEE HAHAHAHHA )
7pm squad > bhind daphne's lane . 732 ~ ( i left aft 3rd game )

Jengjengjeng . and it's like so sad because i can't aura-fy myself . like have my aura work it's magic on me . COME ON ! i have to bowl better tomorrow . meeeeeow .

go brother ~ go cali ! go michaela :D everyone else please drop . far far down . especially gerald because he sucks . called me fat sailormoon . wtheck . thn stupid taykunlong . " =O fat sailor moon . means she sails on the moon . but the moon drop " omgwtfbbq . I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH MY DARK AURAAAAAAAA . THE ALTEREGO OF MY AURA !!!!!! meow :3

Teeheeeeeee . tomorrow have to go to mf myself again . from science centre .

HAAAAAAAAAAAI . walaoooo ther so sian . samore the guys not kyoote pleez .
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

2008-05-21T05:47:00.001-07:00

o gee . past few days went like a blur ( after school ... because i did absolutely nothing but read books, but however many books cannot mask the fact that we were jailed in my cell-of-a-classroom from 7.30am-1.30pm ) thank God i'm going to science centre tomorrow . even though i have to stay an extra 3 hours . omg unlimited access to macs . rofl ! hehehehehe .

yeah . today I TOTALLY BOWLED LIKE

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wanted to practice pin 7, pin 10 . but decided against it . since i was paying $40 for one bloodyyyyyyy mq . which meant $10 for one bloodyyyyy gamee . which means $1 for one blooodyyy shot . which meant everytime i strike i'm throwing $1 . EEEEEEEEEEEEEK . well, anyway .

UPDATES !
alden's name is turban
gerald is the king of asshoooez
daryl is nice :O
michaela wants to marry an ahneh ( therefore will make yow go for a 72hour tan HAHAHAHA ok i made that up )
my parents rawk :D
celine mok visits this blog in search of entertainment

I BOUGHT A PINK WALLET WITH PINK HEARTS AND A WHITE POUCH THING WITH PINK BUTTERFLIES TODAY . all in 3mins . srsly i took longer to find the shop and find the exit than to buy the thingy .

well . bought it cos ( if you dont know ... ) i lost my wallet on .. monday night ??? yeah . in the mountfaber level 2 toilet near the chinese restaurant . AAAAAH i've lost a phone in the OCC bowling alley toilet about a year ago . or two .....

i'm awesome . meow :3 bra disapproved of me buying so many random things for nothing =O so i asked him if he could go around without a wallet aka storing money anywhere&everywhere . he said noo . so i said THATS WHY IT'S PRACTICAL TO BUY A NEW WALLET . then he told me to use a toiletry bag . and me being pure GENIUS assumed he did so, until he proudly proclaimed he din lose wallets .

it happens to the best of us, really .

2008-05-18T19:05:00.000-07:00

okay lol i'm at like safra mount faber . gay because i thought gb would work . why doesn't it work ?! bra's com is vista too and it works ... ... T_T . okay wteck so i'm stuck here not being able to play gb . sianzepua =.= wtheck is up with this . meow :3 and i haven't blogged in frever for ther's nth much to blog about .

oh wait. they're sending me to physics olympiad with another 10 girls . i'm dead . a lev syllabus in 3 months . then we're off to do 50mcq . ehhh ...... ok whatever . lol .

tikamtikam :3 meow . so i think i'm going to play audi .

ADIOS, AMIGOS !

2008-05-13T05:43:00.000-07:00

today i had pe . during pe ( warmup ) i was running on the track . then i tripped and fell and grazed muh knees . do you know of anyone who has tripped on a track ? i certainly don't . because tracks are meant to be run on . they are grippy and extremely FLAT . so how the heck did i trip ?! ok i kicked some bump . then i fell . ehehehehe . it hurt ): meow .

ok back to philo essay -.- dad bugging me . GRRRRR first you say you don't mind me getting 0 now you're bugging me to hurry up and write . zzzzzz . me bites daddy .

gb ftw !

2008-05-12T04:59:00.000-07:00

yes, after training i came home, ran, and now i'm sitting in front of my lappy in my bra with dye in my hair and something on my nose to remove black&whiteheads .

aha . meow :3 .

2k philo essay due wed, math 2 ws due on wed . uhh .. dead . meow .

2008-05-11T07:07:00.001-07:00

okay i haven't blogged for the longest time cos on friday i went out, sat i went out and .. today i've been out . haha .

except for those 1-2 hours i sneak in on the com but land up playing gb, so ....... meow .
gi,
friday -
last 2 papers, after that went to gi's house with gi, clare, grace, petra and . rachel . oh and lina hehe . yeah then we changed and went to orchard . did we ? ok we went to suntec via cab ha cos we were too lazy . so we split into 2 cabs .

anyway the funny part is as follows ! i was sitting down waiting for someone to make a decision for us to go somewhere then lik . lina started molesting my foot with hers .

me: stop foot sex-ing me .
lina: foot sex ? now that's a new term
me: stop foot sex-ing me !!
someone: ya, must wear your condom ( aka the sock , cos i wasn't wearing it )

meow . perverts of the world united in 3go8 . aaah . yeah then we went to suntec, ate until 4, walked arnd, met 3g at 5.30 at pastamania and ate samore, went to esplanade for concert ( jazz appreciation sia ! ) and i got booked for my short skirt . my sister said .

YOU GOT BOOKED FOR WEARING MY SKIRT ? ( she was so astonished because it's like sooooo much shorter on her cos she's like 10cm taller than me ) then she burst out laughing . she so does not consider my feelings .

sat

tuition, met lina petra and amanda at cine at 12.30 + - . went to watch IRON MAN ! it rocks muchmuch !! audi r8 .. .... .. ... i've seen it . close up . i've touched it . meow .. my uncle has it :\

rich people of the world ! -heartbreak- aah . ohwell . whatever LOL . i will earn money and get one . teehee ^^v kay anyway . yeah on saturday we watched iron man then walked around and looked at cute things and i bought a cute thing ! ( it's up there . i can't bring it down here . ) yup .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERRI !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHIER !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINI !

ok .. hmm ... yes . then we took an mrt to chinatown for cip . i thought the purple line was the orange line . but i called it the yellow line . so petra and amanda were like discussing whether there was a yellow/orange line or not . oh well . me wants a pink line . what colour is the circle line ? meow .. yeah anyway . i called amanda the queen of mrt . haha . cos she's so knowledgable in that area !!!!!!

me = inferior . meow :3 after cip clare came with me to interclub . clifton's a freaky emo . shneaky . it's like suddenly he appears behind you -.- sigh . yeah . CLIFTON IF YOU SEE THIS CHEER UP :D . and clare . and aunty . and maddy ( if she's depressed )

KAYYYYYY CHEER UP CHEER UP ALL ! smile . you're on candid camera ! ok lol i just wanted to type some corny thing and that came up , so what the heck .

tomorrow i'm going to use that nose sticky thing to remove black*white heads . i will remove at least 50 . meow . okay yeah . sooo then i watched step up 2 on her ipod with her . tiny screen . strain my eyes and gimme neck ache .

so many ppl din go ! sniffy . but owell . meow . haha i'm gay . nothing else to write .. let me check my phone .

okay today .

went to church with meimei, kor and walter . took granddaddy's car . he dropped us there with my grandma . so there were like 4 of us in the back seat . and me = big butt soo .. and i was in 1 corner . then walter . then he was like i like sitting next to you ( cos i'm some sorta cushion ) grr . i'm so peeved . anyway . then his gay bag .. then i took a pic of my bro and him and th bag . and you could see his double chin ! enehwaez . later on at lunch i said welcome to the club ( fat club ) to him cos he was patting his stomach ands aying he's fat . why am i blogging about this . i digress .

FUNNY : in the car on the way to church my grandma asked him why he liked his white ladies bag . he said cos it's beautiful ( OMGWTFBBQ . ok i tried to upload a pic but it hung my com for 4 mins and closed my msn . so i will not try )

anyway it's funny ! then came back fr lunch REALLY FULL and went for training . came back and played gb with bra and kimmeh

I AM VERY

ANGRY

WITH

KIMMEH

MRAWR .

me not talking to her for long time . meow .

2008-05-08T05:34:00.000-07:00

last night i dreamt of bras and bra advertisements . maybe i'm too stressed out ( today was emath and bio ) bio was killer . emath was 2 and a half hrs long and easy . however, careless mistakes seem to be evident in my exams so, i never know :3

now i'm studying chem . i had tuition just now . she demoralised me . but actually i'm pretty bad at chem come to think of it :\ SNIFFLE .

i shall have to work hard .

simple molecular : small molecules, weak intermolecular forces between molecules, low melting and boiling point, insoluble in water, doens't conduct electricity

macromolecular : giant structure of millions of atoms, strong covalent bonds between atoms, high melting and boiling point, insoluble in water ( graphite - exception ), doesn't conduct electricity

ionic : giant crystal lattice of millions of positively&negatively charged ions, strong ionic bonds between oppositely charged ions, high melting and boiling point, generally soluble in water, doesn't conduct electricity in solid state but conducts electricity in molten / aqueous statee

metallic : cations in a sea of delocalized electrons, strong metallic bonds ( electrostatic forces of attraction ) between cations and sea of electrons, high mp&bp ( generally ), insoluble in water, conducts electricity in sol&liq. state ( mobile sea of electrons )

today after emath clare grace and i went to the toilet . on the way back i said i was twitching ( dno why .. ) then clare called me twitchy michy . anyway ..

omg after emath scripts collected uber funny . maddy went nuts and laughed her hyena laugh for a good 2-5 mins . at nothing i think . yeah then mr seow walked by while the teachers were countin the scripts . he stared at maddy and she laughed harder . anw . i told him she saw his face ( that's why she laugh like mad ) then he looked at me and asked, " what face ? " i think maddy almost fell off her chair at that point in time . enehwaez mr seow realised like 2 seconds later and took me long ruler and tried to hit meeh .

mwahahhaa :3 meow .

2008-05-06T06:32:00.001-07:00

wewt . had tuition . just did amath . played gb today !! omg fun

HAHA ! gb rocks ! lovelove x3 . :D then played audi . haii . weird people in there, but they're funny :D stress-relief ! yerhum .

i still haven't gotten my speakers back yet . mum lend it to someone . Hmpfz . :\ in the middle of exams too -sigh- sniffle . guess they need it more than i do ( they must need it ALOT, then .. )

DID ALIL AMATH ! TO THE BATTLEFIELD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. i'm right in front, you know, the sacrificees of war.

teehee . not that it's very comforting ..

2008-05-05T20:33:00.001-07:00

mmhmm yesterday after english and geog ( omg we did eng and geog ytd ? seems so long ago )

enehwaez . aft exams over . followed jess and debby to some random person's house ( don't ask me why i did it, cos i dno either ) yeah enehwaez I TOTALLY DIN KNOW THE PERSON ?!?! but they were gonna study, so heck . th place is prob more condusive than home anytime anyway cos like . distraction much . +.+' went to dover via bus . ALAS, random guy's house . lol . -emo 1 corner and study- no la . but it was weird . EVERYONE REFERRED TO DEBBBEEERAH AS THE RETARDED ONE . FUNNY PLEASE ! yeah and jess was desperate to leave LOL . i studied lit ! :D and debby's f451 is impossible to read . annotated to no end +.+ well .

today's lit paper went better than expected . AND I WAS CRAMPING ?! zomfg . pain ): yup but managed to write la . sufficient points .. for ... ... unseen and essay .. i hope i do okay :\

-pray for a1- maybe that's a lil hopeful, but a girl can dream ! yup . cliche . enehwaez . today ms lim's coming over T_T ! physics and amath tomorrow . iShiver .

well . JY ME AND ALL THE REST OF YOU SUFFERING OUT THERE WITH ME ! SILENTLY ... OR NOT . HAHA !

teehee .

2008-05-03T01:59:00.000-07:00

oolala ! yeah i just finished tuition . it sucked ): she demoralises us ( me and clare ) Sniff .

yeah . nothing to talk about la zomfgwtfbbq . cos school's like not fun and all ..

cos it's like exam time and all ..

you know it's hard to be emo when everything's pink

TEEHEE .

2008-05-02T06:15:00.000-07:00

see, i was scanning through my posts of my various blogs while relinking myself to myself and i chanced upon this . Teehee !

BLUE IS LOVE

1. Do you like someone?

i like everyone, or at least i should and am trying

2. Do you believe in love at first sight?

i believe it happens but not to me

3. Have you ever loved someone so much it hurt?

maybe to me it hurt, but comparatively to the rest of the population it's nothing

RED IS ANGER

1. Are you currently mad at someone?

not mad at someone .. just mad .

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?

well i used to say my dad but now it would be my grandmother . she's so mood-swingy . one minute she's all happy and crazy and the next she's shooting daggers at you -fiiiuum-fiiuum-

3. Have you ever thrown something at someone?

like ? :\ lots of things at lots of people . most intentional . ;x

4. Is Someone mad at you?

not that i know of .. but then again i'm pretty oblivious to much going on around me .

Yellow Is Self-Discovery

1. Name?

michelle hwang . ooomg self-discovery . i totally totally totally didn't know my name was michelle hwang ! i had to go ask someone for it !

2. What is you career plan for the future?

i wanna be a gynae, but if God has other plans for me, i hope i'll be able to follow through with them . i wanna be a gynae cos i can make people feel happy and relaxed :D so the pregnant ladies will give birth with more ease and therefore will concieve more children because of the ebbing away of fear of childbirth and i will help the evil ___ by helping them increase the number of babies being born each year :D

3. What is your main goal in life?

to be happy - to live a fulfilling life pleasing to God ~! but i don't think it's that pleasing as of yet . got alot of work to do !

4. Do you want to have children?

maybe if i meet a gynae who's as good as i would be ;x HAHAHAHHA .

Orange Is Excitement

1. Has Anyone Thrown A Surprise Party For you?

noope .

2. If you won a million dollars , what would be your first thought?

God, what's this for and what would you like me to do with it ? ( I'd like a pink ferrari )

3. If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?

happiness from love and making others happy (:

Green Is Opinion

1. Lower The Drinking Age?

the roads will just see more accidents .. the country will see more alcoholics .. the rest of the world will have more business ( until everyone gets tired of alcohol, but i don't see that happening in the near future ) maybe we should do FPS for beer-breweries .

2. Abortion?

ABORTION IS EVIL . WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER ABORTED YOU ? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT ? and how can anyone bear to see a baby crushed alive as it's heart beats and is struggling to keep itself alive OR how can anyone bear to SUCK A LIVING THING FROM YOURSELF BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN PERSONAL WANTS !

3. War?

i have yet to see the point of it all, but quoting the Japanese, " it was an act of defence to sustain the country " self righteous freaks ._. thank God modern Japanese aren't like that . ( i hope .. )

4. Global Warming? Well, technically we're bringing this upon ourselves so we can't complain unless we go live in caves and use fire to keep us warm, but we don't so we can't put the blame on other people for causing this because if we did, WE'D BE HYPOCRITES . most of us are anyway, i'm guilty .

Purple Is Q and A.

1. How many beds did you lie on today? 23 -22 = 45 !

2. What Colour Shirt Are you wearing now?

it's white with orange words saying MO'MONEY MO'MONEY MO'MONEY MO'MONEY Have A Nice Day. it's awfully comfy :D it should be right -.- it cost $60 :\

3. Name One Thing You Can Do Daily?

Cast our cares upon Jesus ! enjoy all the pink things in my room and around this little island we call home . ( singapore )

4. Is Tom your friend? Why, yes of course! Tom is my very bestest friend, I met him in my dreams on the 23rd of April 2004 and we've been closest friends ever since. ( am not deranged )

5. What website do you visit the most?

blogger i guess o0 and my blog ..

6. Do you have plants in your life?

no plants, plans.

7. Does any part of your body hurt now?

Yes. my shin.

Pink Is Last. ( in my opinion, Pink should never be last )

1. Last Movie You Watched in Cinema?

W O W this is a tough question . i can't remember ._. i think it was .. the the the very obscene one i watched with shella and shaynee .

2. Last Song you listened to? ThePainter o0 ( actually it's playing now )

3. Last Person You Spoke to On Phone? Shellaaaa

Grey is Today.

1. What are you doing tonight?

Having much fun with the love of my teenage life ( my pink vaio ) LOL .

2. What are you going to eat?

Why, you of course -pervy eyes-

3. Where are you going to be at 2 am?

in someone's bed -pervy eyes-

2008-05-02T05:27:00.001-07:00

OKEHH LIKE HAD CHINESE MIDYEARS TODAY . i think it went quiiiite ok . but the cloze passage is like . lol dead 100% . whee . and like stupid compre . you gimme the question so simple i 1. can't lift from passage 2. can't make up my own cos it's like so brief .

wtheck ! then it's like 4-5marks . sigh . sigh . quite retarded . came home did tropical monsoon, deforestation and .. yeah . halfway thru conservation efforts . ok 1/3 . enehwaez . it's progress ! need to go practice math soon .Woopeedoo .

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love this skin man . dang .

2008-05-02T00:06:00.001-07:00

superultrapinkity !