Friday, June 27, 2008
my darling compo that i wrote before the MYE's that got me a beautiful 9/30 x3 .
I come from a traditional Indian family, much to my misfortune. It is not that I am unhappy because of my race and naturally dark skin, rather it is the stupid traditions that restrict my freedon of choice and, therefore, my life. What I am about to mention is the second greatest milestone in my life; what most brides dream of - or not.
At the very tender age of twelve, I had a super major crush on the cutest guy on campus. And my parents, being the wealthiest people in Asia, found out about it and had me engaged to him. They were ecstatic about this discovery of my first crush because it showed that I was beginning to show signs of being a girl ( previously I had been known as tomboy number one ) and because my new fiancee was my father's best friend's son. I was more glad than I ever had been in ages because of the news of our engagement. However, Mr Perfect did not reciprocate my love and it was awkward being around him for events and gatherings. He blamed me for the dreams he had, the dreams he could never accomplish because of his duties towards me now as a husband, like an eagle determined to fly freely, now caged with clipped wings destined to be a mere pet, a decoration.
I never forgave myself. It crushed me to crush him.
On our wedding day, he did not show up. I had long suspected that this would happen, although never believed that he would actually do such a thing to me. Had he not known how embarrassing it was to be stood up on one's wedding day, especially with the mass media coverage? ( Thanks be to Daddykins )
I could take it no longer. Three hours after the wedding ceremony was due to take place, I set off to find him in my chauffered Rolls Royce, a gift from my father. I found him behind a bush by the roadside with a maid from my house. My father ordered him to be thrown into our very own dungeon, never to see the light of day again. Father did not listen to a word I spoke, begging for him to show mercy to my love, my Karlyman, my supposed-to-be husband.
In the end I took my life, leaving a note to my beloved, saying that in life or death I would never leave his side, with the sole intention of freaking him out so bad he would kill himself and join me in our eternal paradise. Unfortunately, he went insane and got locked up in a padded cell. Goodbye to suicide.
In case you were wondering, the greatest milestone in my short-lived life is my glamorous death. Glamorous because, after I consumed fifty odd sleeping tablets, I glued a perfect mask of Angelina Jolie, my idol, on to my face with custom-made invincible super glue.
pardon the bad grammar, limited vocabulary and horrible phrasing . as well as the corny-ness of it all . and maybe the partial racism . ms ng also complained about me using too many colloquial terms like 'guy' and 'freaking'.
but personally, it is my best compo up to date :3 HAHAHAHAH .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
i am sick and miserable .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
omg annoying nub little girls . aaaaaaah . no logic . stupid neighbourhoodnubs . kyaaa . pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo .
anthony wee just made me buy trina .
now i'm broke .
$584 .
fun !
not .
omg .
sian .
kEHSSy is a LIAR . omg lol it's like so pathetic plOx . ohwell .
training fun .
mr seow new teacher-in-charge .
Ha ,
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tomorrow we're gonna watch the end of .. painted veil . vale . whatever . wahahaha !
tomorrow i have chinese tuition .
damn .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Monday, June 23, 2008
KOPED FROM TAU ! :D
1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)
2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)
3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)
4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.) ( HAHA )
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)
5 What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)
6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts.)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.) it's the closest to pink :3
7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts.) it don't make me fat, yo . and it ain't green .
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)
8. What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)
9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain(5 pts)
c) Las Vegas(1 pt)
d) Hawaii(4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)
10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.) like me !
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)
Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.
TOTAL POINTS:
29(10-16 points)
You are Garfield:You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.
(17-23 points)
You are Snoopy:You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you ' re never out of style, y you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times
(24-28 points)
You are Elmo:You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.
(29-35 points)
You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.
(36-43 points)
You are Charlie Brown:You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.
(44-50 points )
You are Dexter:You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!
eew ! i'm yellow ! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
yesterday .
school ( omg 1st day . so sleepy ! and i wanted to die )
training ( i felt tired after 30 mins . then all the sec3s were like omg only 30mins passed ?? -complain- then we played doubles . ME&GRACEEY (: for the first game we bowled the worst . the rest were like 320 318 314 ? we were .. 288 ! LOL . but then 2nd game we went upup . yeah . then blahblah . training obberrr )
dinner ! ( with char @ potter's ! eat the same thing all the time . rah . teriiyaakkii chiicken ! nice :D )
arcadeeeeee !~!~!~! ( WITH CHAR TOO ! omg parapara . but the nub machine . wth muz get 70% then pass . *sigh* )
home ! sleep . :3
today .
i skipped school . said i had a stomachache, which i didn't . but then i got one later on so yeah .. i think God's punishing me . and it was really quite bad . DON'T LIE MICHELLE .
i have tuition later . which reminds me : i haven't finished my homework .
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE END OF MY POST FOR TODAYYYYYY .
NOTE : MR SEOW IS A NEW BOWLING TEACHER-IN-CHARGE .
AND HE'S COMING TO MTFABER WITH US TOMORROW .
LOL ! i made denise chan flirt with him on fb . ^^v .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Saturday, June 21, 2008
went out for 8 HOURS with char today . @heeren/cine . had lunch, watched a movie, went shopping and .. the details coming right up !
FIRST UP .
i'm using this to calculate approximately how much i spent today .
tickets : $10 ( omg char owes me $16 )
lunch : $9 ?
bubble tea : $2.80
mrs fields assorted nibblets : $4.50
hair accessories : $29
fringe-cut : $10.70 ( 1 ppc LOL . )
bag : $119
shirt : $40
seaweed : $19.50
hair extensions : $4
dinner : $10 ?
TTTOOOOTTTAAALLL DAMAGE DONE: $258.50 HAHAAHHAHA ohmygod i'm going to faint .
ok my day .
TUITION AT 9 ! finished at 10.30 . went on facebook for like 2hours ? playing word challenge then bowling . lol super spastic the bowling . yeah .. i was kinda shouting at the screen . my sister thought i was deranged . well, she might be right ! or not . cauz i'm so out-sane . HAHAHA . ( insane, outsane, get it ..? )
then i called a cab at 12.15 cos i was supposed to go out with char and i totally forgot the time while having fun on facebook . changed, went out . mmmhmmmm .. then we got there and went to adidas to look for jackets . not nice !! ): yup then went to eat lunch .. and movie .. then went to B.I.R.D and got my bag & a shirt ( omg its nice, but you can see muh flabby armxz ) then .. we went down and bought bubble tea . and then mrs fields cookies . thennnn .. walk here walk there . Omg i really can't remember .
o then char and i were really BORED . nothing to do . so i was like let's go to lv9 and go on facebook ! facebook fun :3 yup . then she said NONONONO . and again, NO . so we saw supercuts . then i was like ooh let's cut my fringe . and char agreed, saying, " you need a new look, your hairstyle hasn't changed in forever " so yeah . i kinda freaked out . then we walked up and down and went to the toilet . and eventually she got me in there and GOT MY FRINGE CUT . IT'S SHORT NOW . BUT IT LOOKS WEIRD SO I SHOVE IT TO THE SIDE AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE DIFFERENCE WAHAHAHAHAHAHA .
Sianzepua . monday school . gg .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Thursday, June 19, 2008
by God's GRACE, GALE AND ZHIYUN i got second for team .. with grace gale and zhiyun !
THANK YOU GUYS ♥♥♥♥♥
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
by God's GRACE i got first for doubles .. with GRACE !
THANK YOU GRACEEEEEEE ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PRIORITY #1 .
BROTHER SAYS : IF I WIN SOMETHING FOR DOUBLES TODAY HE'LL GIVE ME THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT ! ( although i believe he has none . but still... there is hope yet ! )
yesterday .
bowled like a cow . i mean srslyyy . cows don't bowl . so like i bowled REALLY BADLY . i got some .. 144 average ?!?!?! EEEYUUCKKSSS . yeah around there . so my overall is like 149 . NOT EVEN 150 !! ):
bro: haha at least i don't bowl 150 like some people ! *hints*
me: i didn't even bowl 150, i bowled 149 .
mum and dad picked us up after bro's u22 squad, so it was like 11++ . yupp . then my brain officially like shuts down after 9.30pm . so right .. i was like nuts . yeah then we started spouting rubbish and having friendly arguments . and i kept losing to my brother ):
e.g
me: shut
me: now what did you get for your first 2 games ?
bro: you asked me to shut
T.T ! omg that's like what i do to char, except she tells me to shut, so i win . ):
yep . then my parents were laughing like hell and having a good time, then i was like . sore . so i said .. at least i don't scratch my ballsss ( because my brother was scratching his . no, his bowling balls . lOl )
then we started making rude&crude jokes .
mum: at least he wasn't stroking his balls
bro: but the coaches teach us to finger our balls
mum: what ?!
bro: even the girls . like finger the ball ! finger the ball !
me: only bowling has these sort of things
me: nono ! badminton also . hit the cock ! hit the cock ! ( shuttle cock )
moohahaha .
mum: gofl has too . in the hole ! in the hole !
then we were all like diao . but yes, that is my familyyyy . except my sis was prob at home SLEEPING . zOngs . x_o x_o
THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE IS ABOUT TO END . I NEED TO SHOP . SHOP . SHOP . SHOP .
i shall plan ahead . and buy clothes i will prob be able to wear in 4 months .
WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA .
wait . does new urban male have discount ? i love the shirts . meeeow :3
ooh and i just went to my old blog . it said i finished harry potter #7 . which is strangely odd, because i don't recall doing so . HAHAHA .
finally, i think ..
______ ___ is quite kyoote . ( i know his name because i stalked him )
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______ ___ IS ADOOORRAAABBLLEEEE ! HAHAHAHAHA .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Saturday, June 14, 2008
这街上太拥挤, 太多人有秘密, 玻璃上有雾气在被隐藏起过去 你脸上的情绪, 在还原那场雨, 这巷弄太过弯曲走不回故事里 这日子不再绿, 又斑驳了几句, 剩下搬空回忆的我在大房子里 电影院的座椅, 隔遥远的距离, 感情没有对手戏你跟自己下棋 还来不及仔仔细细写下你的关于 描述我如何愛你, 你却微笑的离我而去 这感觉已经不对, 我努力在挽回 一些些应该体贴的感觉我没给 你嘟嘴许的愿望很卑微 在妥协是我忽略, 你不过要人陪 哦这感觉已经不对, 我最后才了解 一页页不忍翻阅的情节, 你好累 你默背为我掉过几次泪, 多憔悴 而我心碎你受罪你的美 我不配
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JAYCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Friday, June 13, 2008
okay the past few days of my life have been MUNDANE . i do either one of the following :
1. bowl ( training )
2. tuition ( maths&chinese )
3. play mapleps ( which just screwed up, thus explaining me blogging )
4. umm other random insignificant things .
i just watched constantine, followed by sky of love . SKY OF LOVE IS THE MOST TOUCHING TEENAGE ROMANCE MOVIE IN THE WORLD . undeniably .
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i feel like crying just thinking about it ! sniff ! constantine was pretty gross . and kinda freaked me out about hell and all . i wish it was that easy to tell everyone about Jesus so they won't ever have to face that kind of fate, if hell really is like that.
tonight i'm bowling for some weirdo league at sicc . weirdoleague .
can't join halfway !
tomorrow i'm bowling at mountfaber for some weirdo RI charity funbowl . wtheck ?! -bitex jingyi-
charlim wanted t bowl !
._.'~ meOw .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Sunday, June 8, 2008
bowling camp was dam fun ! if you exclude all the pain and suffering we went through . hahaa .
day1 .
not much . SADISTIC AMAZING RACE . stupid clue #1 . mislead us . then we spent like 20 mins going up and down, up and down . then in the end WE WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHERYL'S STATION WHICH WAS LIKE 1KM AWAY . THEN WE HAD TO RUN BACK TO THE CHALET AREA . and for the rest of the clues it was like that too . up down up down up down . here there here there . ahhh ._. and our group finished last . sniffles ! ohwell . yeah and i got a gigantic blister on that day . ( which is itching like nuts now, don't ask me why ) and not much . except for macdonalds dinner . we were quite happy coz we were like hungry and macs is nice :D soo .. yeah then we had the food in front of us and all, then they decided to tie our hands to the hands of te person on our either side . both hands . yes it was very painful . until i finished eating, then it was fun torturing grace and gen who were next to me .
grace *takes fry; about to put in mouth*
me *tugtugtugtug*
moohahahaha . LOL !
day2 .
oh, painful day ! played jacobs ladder in the morning only to discover that all the food was the same and that who won didn't matter . jengjengjeng . then practiced for our retarded item . gangsta to the song gimme more .
._. how painful .
then we had our motivational talk with uncle john ! (: * it's a fake smile * but he helped us get into NAG ! *snowskin fairies* LOL . (: * it's a real smile ! *
then we .. then we .. then we ..... had wet games ._.
durttyyyy . i shall elaborate on each and every one with explicit details for the benifit of knowing how much torture we had to endure .
CHERYLYEO'S STATION .
blue plastic-ish thing that they use to cover things during construction;
covered in soap;
with seawater;
and CINNAMON POWDER;
and captain dearest put marbles at one end of it and gave us 2 spoons for the group .
THE TASK .
get on your belly and use your arms to get you to the other side; no knees .
use the spoon to collect the marbles and make your way back .
dropped marbles cannot be retrieved .
put the remaining marbles into a plastic bottle .
not allowed to use your ther hand to stabilise the bottle .
CHARMAINE'S STATION .
bucket;
tap water;
FLOUR;
fruits
THE TASK .
charades + use of mouth to retrive fruits .
charmaine tells one of the members the fruit, and then the groupmates have to interpret then use their mouths to retrieve the fruit from the watery death ! no hands allowed . yeah so we were like ok . except for me, cos i failed . everytime my head goes in, i blow bubbles so i don't get anywhere . Meow . well . then the tomato came . and cos it sinks . we spent super long . it was like . 1 person dunk 5 times, change person, dunk 5 times, change person . and they got it in the end ! ( i didn't bother to volunteer my prowess :3 )
J I I IA A A X X X I I I N N N 'S STATION OF DOOM .
tools : bucket of shit ( mayo, curry/barbeque sauce, chili, sea water, flour, anything else you can think of ) evil sponge
THE TASK .
jiaxin asks us questions pertaining to our senior ( batch of o8 )
ans wrongly = face the wrath of the contents of the bucket of shit .
ans correctly = get to go to the sea to get water .
NOTE : prior to the questioning, we were to get a partner and stick a masking tape on our partner wherever we want to :3 yes . i stuck it on charlim's forehead . and she stuck it on mine . then grace and daphne stuck it on each other's foreheads too . ( our misfortune ) and then we were to put the sponge between the points then go to the sea and collect water in it and walk back without using our hands . then use our heads to squeeze the water into a bottle for collection . most water = win .
oh forehead .
oh and 1 pair does some sadistic pose that jiaxin chooses while the other waits for a qn to be ans'd correctly so they can go . me and charlim were jumping on the floor while squatting ( ok i can't actually rmb if charlim was my partner LOL it might have been daphne :3 )
i said my blister was hurting alot and i cldn't do it . so jiaxin took pity on me and banned me from the sea . so i was made to do the sadistic pose . which was to pile 3 ppl on top of each other . of coz i was to be at the bottom . then i said my foot hurt . HAAHAHAHA . i was exaggerating of course . the pain was tolerable . i was merely reluctant . but she doesn't know that .
SHH .
GAIL'S STATION ( the best :D )
bucket of shit ( ref jiaxin ) with erasers in them . erasers have letters on them
THE TASK !
she gives a word, we're spposed to get the erasers out of the bucket with our feet and spell it out then get the thing that she said . eg . stingray -> spell + get th stingray . xD
note : this was the best game . it wasn't that bad .
MASS GAMES .
1. some running thing with flour . get flour & smash it into the other person's face . basically testing our reaction
2. group volleyball . teammates get ends of the big black trash bag then toss plastic bags full of water or cinnamon water at the other team and they're spposed to return . we didn't successfully get a rally . but yes it was gross and very tough .
day 3 !
ok i don't feel like blogging anymore . too bad .
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
aah bio project due today . zongs . procrastination is the most evil nation in the world . besides _____ . hehehehe . kidding
tomorrow's bowling camp ! can't wait :D but c.yeo said it's gonna be gross so i kinda feel like NOT GOING . hah . :3 i need a new camera omg ): i think i'll save $ .
yes i will . i'll save $ and get meself a new camera by nov . :DDD pre christmas present for myself . yayyers !
funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun .
i need ..... cutlery and slippers . omg slippers x3 . hahahaha
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Sunday, June 1, 2008
mm . yesterday .
church
matthew talked about lukewarm christians lacking a desire - or having it and not acting . i'm there aren't i . i don't want to be there ): God help me .
lunch
kenny rogers ! fat .
bowling !
sucked ._.' ... CONVO BTWEEN ME AND MUH BRODDER .
*brother pulls pants from back*
me: haha you're wedgiefied . i saw you picking your wedgie
bro: huh ?
*continues picking wedgie*
me: see, you're doing it again
bro: it's not a wedgie....
ok the tone was really funny :3 well . lalalala
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
