Wednesday, January 28, 2009
HIIII ALL!! i came back from phuket at 11pm on tues! then i got home at 11.40 and went to sleep at 12. SO I WAS DAM TIRED ON WED!!! Poutxzxz. okay i just realised that my toe has a HUGE, GAPING HOLE. IT'S LIKE BEEEG. AND IT HUUURTS. *cries*mkay lets see..
i didn't record down things to blog about. and i forgot coz there are too many. TOO BADDDXZXZ. no funny things for you.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Thursday, January 22, 2009
yESTERDAYY!
we had chem prac. then we were reacting CaCo3 with HCl! like dilute it. and connect it to the datalogger. then see the diff in rate of rxn's. we did it in groups of 3, deb, meh and aunty. THE INFAMOUS CHEM GROUP OF 2oo8. i think we delayed our presentation by like uh. 2-3months? so awesome right. yes i know. anyway. back at the lab.
after finishing the required stuff, i decided to react CaCo3 with LESS DILUTED HCl! (all of it comes diluted ): ) so yeah. Sizzle sizzle. then bubbles. so cute!!
i was contributing to global warming.
CaCo3 + 2HCl -> CaCl2 + H2O + CO2 !!! CARBON DAIOOOOXIIDEE ( dioxide. )
yeah anyway. then mrs chow came to our bench and asked if we finished alr. and i was still playing with the reactants. so i sheepishly tried to close the little container of calcium carbonate powder and put it back into the basket. then i chucked the conical flask into the sink. then i moved suddenly (trying to retract my hand) and then i KNOCKED DOWN ANOTHER ONE! priang. scream.
so th lab assistant gave me a broom and a dustpan to sweep the shattered glass up. and it was like, a convex slope. so it didn't look very efficient to me. so i turned it around and it was like a concave slope. then i tried to sweep the shards up and into the dustpan. went on for like 2 mins, then LohD walked past and asked the class, "Can anyone who knows how to use a broom help michelle..?"
and everyone laughed because i m phailsxzx. T.T surprisingly, maddie, who nobody expects to be able to sweep (well, me at least) halped me.
today!
mrs ng declared she was pregnant. i don't know. she's always so sarcastic and all it's hard to tell when she's telling the truth or lying to you for her self amusement :l !! she said she had good news to tell us in april or something. i think.
and apparently the mainstream thinks she's always angry, but she's really being totally patient and all (relative compared to how she was to us in sec1/2 maybe) and how they're totally scared of her. then she's like. but i'm not angry!! i'm so patient with them! they've never seen angry >: D evilface. etc.
i loveeeee lit. it's really funny :3 she told us about how she was eating alone once. then mr ong (z art teacher) came up to her and sat next to her after saying why are you eating alone! so lonely! then ramble on for 20 mins and say sorry need to go leave. then mrs ng goes like go!! nobody asked you to sit down anyway! *exasperated*
then mr lim comes and does the same thing.
MrLim: eh pwetee (pun on that. pretty, bui tee aka fat aunty) why you sitting alone! etc.
then lao shi (mrs ng's best friend- gohseckhoon) does the same thing. and then they have this SPAR in eng/chi. believe meh, it's really REALLY funny. :3!!
SHE ALSO SAID SHE'D FIND OUT IF IT WAS A GIRL (ref 4 para's up) AND IF IT WAS, SHE'D NAME HER MICHELLE!!
it's what i go to school for!~
[Yes, to inspire my teachers to name their children after me WINKWINK ;);) ]
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Monday, January 19, 2009
JIAXIN'S DECARATION OF LOVE
"my boyfriend is going sajc and my boyfriend isnt ching hwee?!"
okay i'm going to be blogging LESS because i've uncovered the need to STUDY so i won't forget everything that has GONE THROUGH MUHH MINDD over the past year ( 08-09 )and i'm trying to stay away from the computer!
1. because it bores me
2. because by being bored and on the com, i will look for random meaningless things to do. (if i wasn't on the com, i might actually considering revising last year's stuff. GOOOD)
hahaaaa today mrs ng asked to speak to meh after lit. it was about me not doing my homework again for the 4th year of sec sch. aka last year. and she was concerned coz other teachers kept going up to her and asked her what to do about ME because i didn't do my homework. and she was my form for 2 years. i think that's the reason..? or coz she was the only one who wasn't affected by my lack-of-completion-of-homework-and-submission
sad. okay yeah. then during lit riiiight. mrs ng started going on and on about how.. we needed to see the bigger peekchure?? i can't remember. but every now and again she'd go on about something then a cheeem word would pop up ( okay, cheem coz i don't understand it. ) and i'd ignore it. then she started saying GALVANIZE really often ( like 3 times!! it was one of the words i didn't understand ) so i wrote it down, hoping to check on it later. then she said it some more. so i just decided to ASK HER
Note: to all who don't know mrs ng.
asking her the definition of words is equivalent to asking for a death sentence. HURHUR.
yeees. then i found out. and a few other classmates started talking about it and how you can use it in other contexts and how it came about etc etc. and awhile later it kind of seemed to me like they were LYING!! (but they weren't. i'm just paranoid. and really limited in vocab)
aunty: it means to gather... (something)
me: that's it? ._.
aunty: YESSS...
and you know the rest of the story. if you don't you have the memory of a goldfish, or 10-second tom (ref 50 first dates)
then she carried on with the lesson. and about how we have to be able to be LUCID during the exams and 5 mins of lucidity won't get us a pass in the o's. (yes i wrote down the word LUCIDITY to check up later as well ._. ) then grace saw me write it and started convulsing in laughter. and announced to the class ): ): ): and everyone laughed at me!!!!
*embarrassed, humiliated, and now i'm wondering how embarrassed is actually spelt.*
T_________T Btw to all those who don't know what lucidity means (LIKE ME!!) it's to basically "Think clearly."
okay i'm done. it's 10.14 OMGWTFBBQ I'M MISSING OUT ON SLEEP. I'M GONNA BE SLEEP DEPRIVED AND GET EYEBAGS. OMGWTFBBQ.
!!!!!! i slept at 10.40 yesterday x/3 x/3 x/3 *cries*
10.15 ...
Hello, panda.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
my grandm is uber kyoote. my mum told me what happened yesterday when they were out the entire afternoon
beginning
grandma: did you know jianping's (cousin) having a party tonight and is having 50 friends over?
mum: oh, okay.
mid
grandma: did you know jianping's having a party tonight and is having 150 friends over?
mum: *stifle laughter* oh, okay.
evening time
grandma: did you know jianping's having a party tonight and is having 500 friends over?
mum: *imploding while stifling laughter* nono i think you got it wrong, you told me 50 friends just now. you added 1 more 0
grandma: oh ya thats right thats right. 50 friends.
sometimes i honestly wonder if she's really senile or feigning senile-ity.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
i'm inspired to mug for o's, but not acting on the inspiration, sadly. i have to do my english goal setting and english summary. my file's downstairs. my feet are clean. luckily my maid's awake. i need to learn how to summarise properly. and i need to expand my vocab. and i need to learn how to express my thoughts/ideas PROPERLY. for my english&lit. aaaaaah.
michelle, you need to work harder.
i want to be on stage! Min 7A1's. i want 8 :l, since getting an A1 for chinese is equivalent to achieving the unachievable. Jengz.
TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES. (every now and then i fall apart!)
and i need you now tonight
and i need you more than ever!
okay. tonight-> more than ever. Doesn't it create you a.. dirty picture in your dirty mind? Just kidding. Only I have a dirty mind.
Michelle, you have a diiiiiiiirty mind.
Nothing i can do, a total eclipse of the heart! ( i have yet to understand what that sentence actually means. it just sounds uber kewl :3 )
TURN AROUNDDDDDDDDDDD.
every now and then i get a lil bit breathless and i dream of something wild
every now and then i get a lil bit helpless and i'm lying like a child in your arms
every now and then i get a lil bit terrified & then i see the look in your eyes.
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES;
every now and then i fall apart!
QUESTION! Who(What/When/Where/Why/How) puts me back together?
Forever's gonna start toniiiiiiight.
my maid is stealing my sweets. she used to steal my seaweed. then i guess it occured to her that she won't be able to work properly if she got high blood pressure, so she stopped. if she even knew that overconsumption of salt leaded to high blood pressure at all ~.~
Don't it feel like something's not right in his kiss tonight?
( i love this spam-a-phrase-from-song thing :D )
Was it you who spoke the words that, things would happen but not to me.
i've decided to do my english. because sl is relleh angry with meh. i'm gonna do mai retardo face to her again. i just hope my eyes don't get stuck there forever. O tragedy.
>.<~!
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Sunday, January 11, 2009
today i went to church :D adriel gave some awesome sermon! and it totally makes sense. hah. there's ONE THING that i'll never ever forget. ..., kill the pigs, ... HAHA LOL. you don't get it, obviously. but well :3
then we had dinner at sakae with desireeeeeeee! i think she looks dam cute with my bro teehee. but i fear for her. coz my brother is well, notorious :l bought CDs. speaking of which... where teh heck are they. D:
then went to training! and in the car we (meimei, kor and dad) talked about CATS!! and dying cats..
meeh: i wanna streak tiger's hair pink.
bro: OOOMG THAT'LL LOOK DAM COOL.
meeh: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!! *HI5* i'm so glad someone finally agrees with me.
then my sis and dad went hysterical and said we'd get it from SPCA. hahaaa.. but tiger'll look so cute ): imagine if you streak it in like patterns that tigers have. THEN IT'LL BE A MINI PINK&WHITE TIGER. SOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEE
my new idea. i love it.
training: i strike like gay. i throw anywhere also gay. i miss target strike. then move to try to hit target strike. then finally hit target strike. then happy change ball. then tikam tikam 1 line then strike. then try to move abit so get those superultra nice strikes. then strike. then accidentally grip ball. then cross-pocket strike. SO GAY. I LOOHHVES IT. i love mount faber. rtc is shaz. i looovexz mount faber. yay [:
i am gay. i need to do well for bdiv. to get into rj. manxz. szp. szp. szp. then riiightxz. SO MANY OF MAH FRANZ WILL BE GOING TO RJ!!!!! meeh wants to go. and they have kewl uniform. kewl. kewl. only the guy's one is dam unglam. but heck. not mah prob. GIRL UNI ROXZ. ttm. yay. [: i am a flower. just kidding.
then after training played ddr in the arcade. for like 1 and a half hours. dam nice. coz it costs 50c for 1 game. then like 5 songs in 1 game. 50c for 5 songs! cheepxz. then sweat like siao. omg i think i lost 0.5kg today. HAHAH!! but ddr is fun. so much fun-er than the. whatsitcalled. parapara. yesh. ddr ftw. but i'm still noob :l sadness.
O TRAGEDY. i want to chiong and be gay. teehee. audrey is pro ._. ._. meow.
ok right nao i has nth to talk about. except that when we came home and went swimming ( mah sis & meh ) we discovered a SNAIL in the POOL. omgwtfbbq? how the hell did it get there. and it was so gross. Y U C K . SNAIL IN POOL. OMGWTFBBQ. then we got out and bathed. and now i feel clean. i love feeling clean. it makes me happy.
i can't install maplesea. i am sad ): sad. sad. sad. Otragedy. Sad. right the install wizard just opened. LOL. IT'S LAGGING LIKE CRAZY. I TRIED TO OPEN IT 10 MINS AGO. LOL. ok now i'll stop blogging.
kthxbai.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Saturday, January 10, 2009
I L O V E T A M A K I !!!!! LOL. HAHHAHA
the LohD song:
(2nd half)
And to that same old question I reply...
You can't hiiiiide your flabby thiiiiiiiighs
And those varicose veiiiiins you can't disguiiiiiise
I thought by nooooow you'd realiseeeee
You're perfect even with your flabby thighs!
SO SWEET RIGHT? LOL.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Friday, January 9, 2009
OKAYYY IN BIO I DECLARED THAT I WANNA BE DIABETIC, TYPE 2. LOL. COZ THEN YOU DON'T PRODUCE INSULIN ANYMORE TO STORE GLUCOSE AS GLYCOGEN. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?? AND DIABETICS TEND TO LOSE WEIGHT. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?!?!?!?! then ms ng talked about all the bad parts. heh. SADNESS! i'm gonna remove my hair extentions tomorrow. phew. no more headache. (LITERALLY!) i can't comb my hair at all nao. and yeh, it gets tangled up relleh often. and it's heavy and hurts mai roots. and it uses alot of shampoo/conditioner. and it takes a long time to dry
BUT EET EEZ BEAUTIFUL. Beauty comes at a price. LOL. (money and physical torture)
i love physics. heh heh heh. :3 it's awesomeness.
ah there are so many things wonderful in life! we have to treasure them all~! don't ever forget to be thankful for what you have [: [: i'm so happy.
i loves mai family, mai friends, ESPECIALLY MY CLASS AND THE BOWLERS! and mai house and mai stuff and and and and. and everyone!!!!!!! life is great. ( it's one of those moments in life when you truly feel grateful for how fortunate and blessed you are! )
I AM HAPPY! so i won't blog.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
english lesson. summary skills.. so sl gave us a paragraph to "remove cliches" and replace/paraphrase the words/phrases. it was dam wrong, the passage. it goes something like..
Mary was know for giving as good as she gets. (doesn't it sound wrong, if you think a little bit deeper?) One day, Steven(i can't rmb his name) .. LOL. pull her something. uncle? donkey? idk. i'm gonna get the paper.
Eliminate chiches
Mary is known for giving as good as she gets(1). When Steve, trying to get her goat(2), told her she was ugly as sin, she was all over him like a tent(3). Who did he think he was, God's gift to women? Not on your life, thought Mary. She could spot a sitting duck when she saw one, and, in this case, Steve stuck out like a sore thumb(4). She went after him tooth and nail, calling him every name in the book, until he finally cried uncle and slunk away with his tail between his legs(5), a sadder but wiser man who learned his lesson the hard way.
(1) it's just wrong at first glance
(2) doesn't it sound like he's trying to get her.. well, V.
(3) all over him like a tent, which implies she was ON him and ALL OVER HIM(stated in the phrase itself)
(4) sherri's forte: stuck out.
(5) sherri's forte again: tail BETWEEN his legs. 3rd leg. [INSERT PHALLIC SYMBOLS HERE] .
hahahaha okay. that's basically it.
today was the first training of the year! bowled with lina, eva and qiaoer. chartan is scum. she's trying to be bimbo and pissing everyone (me) off in the process. i want to eat. where is my dinner. sad.
here's my evil plan for my school shoes: on the 3rd week of school, i change back to my white shoes. then i wear them for a week. then anna and the others will stop checking my feet. then after a week i'll change back to my kewl shoes. :D :D :D :D
MS HO DOESN'T REALISE OHKAY. grr. nuffair. eva is pc-scary. too pc. she's alien. heh heh heh.
I NEED TO DO WELL FOR BDIV. and o levels. but more importantly bdiv. coz if i do well for bdiv i don't have to work mah ass off to get 8A1's & a C6above for O's and then try to appeal into RJ.
mai life will b shO much eaaazziiieerr and UnnSstRreeSsssSsFfuuLLl.
Hurhur.
ooh i forgot to blog about chem!
today mr loh came into class and did his classic "Alright, I'm here!!!" again. but he only said "Are we good?" once in the entire lesson. he was lecturing us on how we should START REVISING NOW, COZ IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE WHEN WE FINALLY GET DOWN TO IT!
Various quotes.
Have you asked the girls who get A1 if their effort was worth it? ALL the girls will tell you that it's worth it!!! Nobody will tell you it's not!
Go ask the girls who got A2 how they feel about their score. They will all say "I wish i put in a bit more effort. It was coz of this qn.. that one.. etc."
THE FUNNIEST PART.
mr loh started talking about BGR's and how they WILL NOT last and how we should break up with bf/GF asap. hahhha. then he went on to like.
you should find boyfriends in uni! when you go to uni, who will you see? you will see MEN who are 2 years older than you, who have already been through NS. with MUSCLES! you will admire them even if you're in the same batch. and then on the weekends you will go out with your boyfriend who will talk to you about nothing but the ARMY, which you don't care about! then you will break up with him. so you might as well break up now because it won't last. you know what LKY said! LKY said that you should find your spouse in uni. he found his spouse in uni *interruption* Graduate Mother's scheme! *end interruption*
so epic gay.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
i took the wrong bus from school. 174 i think. it turned into uh. adam road? yeah think so. then i freaked out and got off at the stop before/after that college thing. crossed the road to adam hawker centre. then i tried to flag a cab for a minute. then gave up and figured it won't be that bad to take a walk home (at the time it was not-sunny and breezy.) so i walked. walked past college green, past the bus stop after college green and went into university road. then i walked through some park. then i walked to kheam hock road junction. then i walked to trevose. and then i walked to camborne. walked up the hill and came home. darn sun so darn bright. tiredd. leg paain. HOOOOOOOT
i just had my half geog test. it was quite okay coz i remembered the stuff ( generally ) but not the specifics. like i wrote upcoast as upcoast then changed it to upshore then after the paper i asked only to discover that it was upcoast. sadness. i should remove the blankoo. and let everyone see. that i wrote upcoast at first. oh tragedy. i'm tired. so i'm speaking in phrases/short sentences. my butt hurts. pout. my legs hurt. pout x2. i hope i don't have chinese tuition today. i'll die.
we should have asked th class PROPERLY about the water dispenser. now everyone's angry. and we have to pay extra ): sadness.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Sunday, January 4, 2009
i just discovered that i had giant forks in my house. previously i believed we only had giant spooons. aka serving spoons. but now i realise that we have giant forks too.
me: cool. i didn't know we had giant forks. i thought we only had giant spoons.
grandma: they're called SERVING forks. not giant forks. SERVING forks.
and i've lived in this house for.. 8 years? this being the 9th. ooooh. ( i initially typed 8 hours LOL.. )
CLASS UPDATE: WE HAVE A NEW CLASS PET! have yet to name it though. how about dispensary. HAHA. Shall have to consult the rest of the class.. we're all gonna pay $6! i hope that the class doesn't kill maddy. it would be a waste of a good brain :3 but it'll probably save us a lot of future/pending bruises. heh heh. ( pray she doesn't see this )
have you guessed what it is yet?! okay it's a water dispenser. sadly we couldn't get the ones that had a cooler/heater inside that dispensed hot/cold water.. because it would have to run on the school's energy. HONESTLY, OMGWTFBBQ? it's not like cooling water takes 2gW right. or something. idk. maybe it does HAH. honestly, i doubt so.
Jengz.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
TODAY WAS ANOTHER SHOPPING DAY! kindasorta. i bought aaa.. black bra andddd. 3 bkn's.
Haha bkn. LOL. black,pink,green. whee. pink&green. preettayye.
we spent $680 on bra's, unnddeerrweeaarr and BKN's. LLAWLz.
ZHI SHI HUI YI DE YING YUE HE HAI XUAN ZHUAN ZHEEE
yao ze me ting ne!
:3 :3 :3 i'm an emo phreak.
omg i didn't type that. that's dam phreaky. i swwweaarhh. anw.
seaweed!! and i rmb i bought a mushroom bed coverr :3
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
Saturday, January 3, 2009
today went out with michaelaaa to plazasing. we bought tix for bedtime stories (2:25) at like 2.10. then we went down to get food coz she hadn't eaten lunch yet. TO BK WE WENT~ she bought a small burger and onion rings and i bought some chicken stix thingy ( tsktsk. snacking is not gooood, michelle. )
then we went to macs and she got CcuUuurRrrLlyyYyy FfrrrIieieZzzz
and then we were almost late for the movie so we ruuuushed up in the elevator that stopped at every level. sadness. then when we got to the ticket collector woman, we realised that.. NEITHER OF US HAD THE TIX!! hahahaha. then we started screaming, yelling and digging inside our bags for the tix and at the same time trying to conceal the food that we intended to sneak in. Heehee, shneaky.
in the end we couldn't find it so we went to the counter to..
(1)hopefully get them to reprint th tix so we can get in coz we RELLEH LOST THEM.
(2)buy new ones ):
AND A WOMAN BROUGHT US IN! hoorah. SMILEZ :D ! so yeah. i love bugsy!! so cute manxz. if they had real guinea pigs with eyes that beeg, i would get it. CUUUUUUTE.
then we met my sis, who got ps'd by her friends.. and went to uh. idk, forgot. then paragon to try on shoes (suddenly it's like i can walk >5 steps in heels and NOT fall), random dresses ( FUN !! ) and then BRAAAAS. at lasenza. i bought 4 bras ( black, pink, pink, pink LOL ) and 2 sleeping-dresses-or-idk-what-it-is ( PINK, PINK. HAHA )
and yes. i have pinkified my closet even more. i'm wearing pink striped underwear >: D pink. yess. daffy duck. looool ~.~
i love pink!
today was a bad day. i'm supposed to have stopped spending money like in 2oo8. tsktsk.. ): this is not a good way to start the year !! bah.
so for the rest of the month i will not go out HAHAHAHA and spend at MAX $50 for the rest of the month.
Jan resolution #1.
thanks for reading! Piiiink.
pink fantasy. i want a pink house. big pink house. and get fluffy white dogs. and then dye their hair pink. whuuuhuuuu kyaaa
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
