Wednesday, January 7, 2009
english lesson. summary skills.. so sl gave us a paragraph to "remove cliches" and replace/paraphrase the words/phrases. it was dam wrong, the passage. it goes something like..
Mary was know for giving as good as she gets. (doesn't it sound wrong, if you think a little bit deeper?) One day, Steven(i can't rmb his name) .. LOL. pull her something. uncle? donkey? idk. i'm gonna get the paper.
Eliminate chiches
Mary is known for giving as good as she gets(1). When Steve, trying to get her goat(2), told her she was ugly as sin, she was all over him like a tent(3). Who did he think he was, God's gift to women? Not on your life, thought Mary. She could spot a sitting duck when she saw one, and, in this case, Steve stuck out like a sore thumb(4). She went after him tooth and nail, calling him every name in the book, until he finally cried uncle and slunk away with his tail between his legs(5), a sadder but wiser man who learned his lesson the hard way.
(1) it's just wrong at first glance
(2) doesn't it sound like he's trying to get her.. well, V.
(3) all over him like a tent, which implies she was ON him and ALL OVER HIM(stated in the phrase itself)
(4) sherri's forte: stuck out.
(5) sherri's forte again: tail BETWEEN his legs. 3rd leg. [INSERT PHALLIC SYMBOLS HERE] .
hahahaha okay. that's basically it.
today was the first training of the year! bowled with lina, eva and qiaoer. chartan is scum. she's trying to be bimbo and pissing everyone (me) off in the process. i want to eat. where is my dinner. sad.
here's my evil plan for my school shoes: on the 3rd week of school, i change back to my white shoes. then i wear them for a week. then anna and the others will stop checking my feet. then after a week i'll change back to my kewl shoes. :D :D :D :D
MS HO DOESN'T REALISE OHKAY. grr. nuffair. eva is pc-scary. too pc. she's alien. heh heh heh.
I NEED TO DO WELL FOR BDIV. and o levels. but more importantly bdiv. coz if i do well for bdiv i don't have to work mah ass off to get 8A1's & a C6above for O's and then try to appeal into RJ.
mai life will b shO much eaaazziiieerr and UnnSstRreeSsssSsFfuuLLl.
Hurhur.
ooh i forgot to blog about chem!
today mr loh came into class and did his classic "Alright, I'm here!!!" again. but he only said "Are we good?" once in the entire lesson. he was lecturing us on how we should START REVISING NOW, COZ IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE WHEN WE FINALLY GET DOWN TO IT!
Various quotes.
Have you asked the girls who get A1 if their effort was worth it? ALL the girls will tell you that it's worth it!!! Nobody will tell you it's not!
Go ask the girls who got A2 how they feel about their score. They will all say "I wish i put in a bit more effort. It was coz of this qn.. that one.. etc."
THE FUNNIEST PART.
mr loh started talking about BGR's and how they WILL NOT last and how we should break up with bf/GF asap. hahhha. then he went on to like.
you should find boyfriends in uni! when you go to uni, who will you see? you will see MEN who are 2 years older than you, who have already been through NS. with MUSCLES! you will admire them even if you're in the same batch. and then on the weekends you will go out with your boyfriend who will talk to you about nothing but the ARMY, which you don't care about! then you will break up with him. so you might as well break up now because it won't last. you know what LKY said! LKY said that you should find your spouse in uni. he found his spouse in uni *interruption* Graduate Mother's scheme! *end interruption*
so epic gay.
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me(:
In our weakness, His strength is made perfect
